Salt and Sugar (Illumi x Reader x Hisoka)

"𝔹𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥. 𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖."

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A friend with Illumi, a toy to Hisoka.

Living the life of an assassin was something that kept you on edge, simply doing things because you wanted to fill your life with some sort of amusement. You preferred calling yourself an executioner though, giving others their judgement, deciding whether they were worthy of death or not.

They all were.

You and Illumi were partners in crime, often completely missions alongside each other. You and Hisoka were enemies, a little mistake on your part leading the red headed boy to hate you. Expected, after all, you did what you want, which is why you were being hunted by the Phantom Troupe.

"Is it really my fault? They attacked me, not my fault they ended up dead."

But what happens when a mission leads the three of you together.

The Assassin. The Joker. The Executioner.

Perfect mix.

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Basically a general Hisoka x reader x Illumi fanfic, from the anime hxh (hunter x hunter) obviously. Anyways, enjoy!