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Dirk Gently and The Ghosts of Time

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Reads 2,840
Votes 155
Parts 27
Time 4h 46m

fae_fiction1019

They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend. 

When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean. 

Lots of (and ONLY) fluff lol 
Oh, and also blood, gore, and unnecessary violence but this is Dirk Gently (rather Bart) we're talking about here.

COMPLETE
Sequel coming soon

Disclaimer:
I do not own DGHDA or any of the characters in the show. This is fan fictionAll Rights Reserved

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