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Classics vs. Now A-Days

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Basically me proving schools wrong in the regard of "fun now a-days books teach us the same fuccing lessons as dull classical literature".

This book will contain heavy spoilers for all the books involved so be warned if you want to read any of the books I'm complaining about or using as substitutes.

Sadly, this book will have slow updates that are heavily spaced out because of the amount of boring schools I've read thus far. I'm just now a sophomore and have yet to be pushed into the real hell of dull writing. So if I can, I'll try to read more boring books before school says I have to.

Also! If you want me to find a readable alternative to some bland book your school has made you read, ask!All Rights Reserved

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