NGE: DEUS EX MACHINA

(Note: I do not own Neon Genesis Evangelion or any of its characters. This is just a fanfic made for fun).

This story takes place in a different version of the franchise where the Evangelions are sentient and originally came from a different planet in the Milky Way but were driven off by an unknown enemy. They then sided with the humans to protect them from the Angels, who themselves stick around as tiny versions of themselves after they are defeated. The Evangelions have wings, tails and hair and can shrink to human sizes.
Raiha Shinikami is a young Evangelion pilot with great respect for the technoorganic giants. Piloting Sayuri, her own EVA, the two are an inseparable pair. She also has a special ability. That is, she can telepathically communicate with the Angels.
Other Evangelions and their pilots will be introduced along the way. Just to note, any character who were originally dead in the original series will debut here alive and well (except a few but that's the point).
You can expect A LOT of awkward moments, action comedy, (sort of) lewd bits and literally a whole round of jokes every now and then.