How to Survive a Werewolf Romance - Nelle Ivy - Wattpad

How to Survive a Werewolf Romance

Reads 2,463
Votes 342
Parts 43
Time 7h 30m

Reads 2,463
Votes 342
Parts 43
Time 7h 30m

Mature

absurd alpha bond cliche crown drama happilyeverafter howtosurvive humor hyperbole infidelity justwriteit love marriage mate matebond prince romance royalty sarcasm satire texttospeech treason twist werewolf

Love cliches?  Hate cliches?  Either way, this story murders them, marinates them, and fries them up for your consumption pleasure, seasoned with a touch of sarcasm and a dash of romance.

If you've ever been frustrated by a MC, this story might be cathartic for you.



Anne is extraordinarily ordinary.  She's reasonable and practical. She feels adrift in a boat of sanity in an ocean of crazy erratic behaviour in the werewolf world.  She dreads the day she will find her destined mate. 

Obviously, she would love to find her perfect match, that other half who would love her beyond the moon and back.

But why would she want the potential problems that come with finding that one?  

She's observed them all. She would rather live without an abrupt irrational rejection, or the lack of communication, abductions, unplanned pregnancies, cheating, love triangles, obscure prophesies, unexpected hybrid powers, stalkerish tendencies, adult tantrums, reckless stupidity and layers upon layers of secrets, plots and lies.

Still, Anne knows that what will be, will be, but she's in no rush to find him just yet.

And then she does.

Prince Arthur, heir to the werewolf throne and future alpha of alphas, comes riding into her small town on a motorbike on empty and stops for gas.

He's everything she could have dreamed of if she had let herself: strong and loyal and brave and decent.

And he's hot.  Smokin' hot.  You could cook bacon on his rock hard abs.  Literally.

And that face.  Yikes!

There's no obvious downside.

Except other people and their mate problems keep following Arthur and Anne around and complicating their peaceful happily ever.



UPDATES:

On Fridays (hopefully)

I'm not going to edit this very much.  Feel free to still point out my mistakes.All Rights Reserved

absurd alpha bond cliche crown drama happilyeverafter howtosurvive humor hyperbole infidelity justwriteit love marriage mate matebond prince romance royalty sarcasm satire texttospeech treason twist werewolf

Table of contents

43 parts

Sign up to add How to Survive a Werewolf Romance to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Becoming by SushiRoll25

*302k reads?!? Oh my goodness!! 😭😭. I was sooo nervous about putting my work out there for people to read!! Thank you all for supporting me, and my book!! Thank you for the votes, and encouraging comments!! It means the world to me!!** *** They are supposed to be in/from Holland, so if you see anywhere that it says Denmark, let me know!! Gracias!!*** "I never thought looking in the mirror on that first day of school my life was going to turn out like this. Now I'm stuck making the decision to accept the King's marking or to reject him." Charlee thought she was an average girl until the eventful day that she met Easton and his family. Come along with us as we figure out what happens to her as she discovers there is a world out there she knows nothing about. **Hey guys! This is an idea I've been playing around with for a long time. I'm not a professional writer by any means so, I can guarantee there will be some grammatical errors. Hopefully you can look past them and enjoy the story I am trying to share. The idea of this story came from the brain of Rebecca Adams and Rebecca Adams alone. Please do not infringe upon my rights by copying it. Or I will find you! Just kidding, but really don't copy my story!! Please don't forget to vote if you enjoy reading it!! Also, leave me some comments I'd love to know what you're thinking! Thanks! Xoxo ***There is some mature language/scenes and some violent/sexual content. If issues such as these make you uncomfortable this is not the story for you. Mature audience only**** ***18+ only! ****COMPLETED******

The Alpha's Rose by doublespaceinsert

"Take your hand off me mutt this is the last time I am warning you," I spoke with a fake smile still on my face. It seemed that he had finally gotten the hint that I was done with playing around as his hand came to a halt. He glanced my way, and gauged that he could still push me more. "That's rather harsh of you to say, darling, considering you were begging me to continue touching you earlier today" My head whipped back faster than a boomerang traveling at the speed of light ready to give him a piece of my mind. "You fucking assho-" Feeling the tightening of his grip on my hip as I slid down to give my butt a squeeze. I was rendered speechless. Zero always found a way to win the argument using his conniving tricks. And he always did it with a smirk on his face. "Now don't cause a scene, your sister just got here " "This isn't over," "Never is," he smiled. *** Raised in a world filled with supernaturals Max was educated to detest werewolves the most. From an early age, she trained relentlessly to hunt down the supernatural. When she saw the opportunity to hunt down the recently infamous new Alpha King she jumped at the chance - maybe too quickly. Now captured by the new Alpha King, Max must confront her buried issues that all seem to have come to the surface after she meets Zero. Zero was a natural-born talent, to be good at anything the first time with minimal effort. Taking over as Alpha King was the only natural step for him after achieving countless incredible feats. His mind was focused on establishing his legacy. That all comes to a halt after he seems to have met his match in all ways, his one and only true mate - Max. With a new priority in store Zero must figure out where his priorities lie with his family or his mate. **WARNING: SLOW UPDATES (aiming for one chapter every 2-3 weeks lol sorry imma a student rn)

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

Finn by madilineriley

"Bullshit." Cillian's eyes flashed black at my outburst, and I saw his body shaking to control his wolf from lashing out at me. I didn't back down. I rolled my shoulders back and glared up at him. "Excuse me?" "I call bullshit. You're hiding something, I can tell. Now tell me the truth - could this be Alpha Howard?" I asked again, taking a step towards him. He was easily a foot taller than me, but I didn't let his height intimidate me. "Stop calling him that." Cillian snapped, a growl erupting from his chest, "he is not your Alpha anymore." "And you are?" ----- Finley grew up surrounded by werewolves that took every opportunity to remind her of her human mortality. Despite her many attempts to stand up to them, escape, or fight back, the Alpha of the pack has claimed her as his, and he wasn't letting her go. But when a pack of rogues attack, Finley sees a chance for escape, and she doesn't think twice before taking it. Once she's finally made it into the world outside of the only pack she'd every known, Finley was left to survive on her own in the woods. But when she's found by a neighboring pack and discovers she has a mate, Finley starts to realize that life outside of her pack isn't as glamorous as she had hoped. The new pack takes her in, but she's thrown into a world of mates, werewolf politics, and wars that Finley doesn't want to be a part of. Werewolves can feel the mate bond that's meant to bring them together, but Finley doesn't feel the same sparks. It's supposed to be her destiny to be with her mate, but she can't help but feel like she doesn't fit into his world. Could fate have made a mistake pairing them together? Can Finley really find happiness with her new mate, or is she meant to be somewhere else? Or with someone else? Updating Every M/W/F!

Beloved "I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine" by PrincessAixa

I have always been a hopeless romantic, always daydreaming of my prince charming to come, sweep me off my feet and we would ride off into the sunset to our happily ever after. When you're a princess this type of idea could be possible but not in my case. I'm not your typical princess, yes I wear a crown, fancy dresses and like sparkles but I also love archery, riding my horse and escaping from the castle ever so often. At times I want to be able to get away from all of the responsibility and have an adventure, meet someone new, fall in love. But with a stern father, a stuck in the middle mother, crazy sisters and a captain of the guard that wont leave me alone, how can I accomplish my dreams. So what do I do? I do what I what I always do. I escape the castle walls and go to my private little spot in the forest. Only this time its different.......I meet someone who turns my whole world upside down, my beloved. In the Kingdom of Quisqueya ... what could possibly go wrong?

The Dark Side of the Moon by thealexiarose

"Fuck, baby. You can't say things like that to me. I want to, also. Trust me." His hand snakes down my body until he enters two of his fingers into my wet center. I can only moan in response. "However," he kisses my neck possessively, finding the right spot to drive me crazy. "I need to build you up to that." He pushes his fingers in and out of me, hitting deeper and deeper as his strokes become longer and harder and faster. "You feel that? My fingers deep in your pussy that's dripping for me?" He licks the side of my neck as my breaths come out in short pants. "My dick is going to stretch you out so much more. When I finally fuck you, you're going to be sore for days. And you're going to love it." ---------- Thea Brooks, an 18-year-old college student, lives her life by a schedule. She has school, homework, her job at the Coffee shop where she drinks way too much caffeine to be healthy, and the rest of the time she is watching her little sister while her mother is at work. She thinks that everything will remain the same as she starts her college classes, but that all changes when a new friend of hers introduces her to an attractive guy that she can't seem to get out of her head. Grayson Dark, a 22-year-old Alpha of his pack, has been searching for his mate since he turned 16. All hope is lost until one of his pack mates strolls into his home with the most magnificent scent- his mate's scent. After only slightly maiming his pack mate, it is revealed that his mate is close by- and human. Without understanding the supernatural world existing around her, Thea will have to learn to look past Grayson's faults- mainly his possessiveness and anger issues- while staying out of danger from unknown threats and learning her place at Grayson's side. Oh... and keeping her grades up. How hard can that be?

His and only his... by melody1239

"What do you want now?" she said gritting her teeth as he got closer and closer by every second. "I want nothing else but you Angel..."he whispered, his mouth inches away from her lips. "Can't you see that i don't want you? You're a pervert, a monster, a beast, a freaking werewolf for the love of god!" she screamed, backing away until she touched the wall and froze, realizing there was no way to escape anymore. Taking this as an advantage he slammed his hands on each side of the wall making it harder for her to move, and whispered "That's why you're shutting me out then... Why can't you fucking understand that you're the only girl I want? And you're obviously resisting your feelings towards me, I know you fucking want this shorty." He said before pushing his lips on hers taking her breath away, and her first kiss too... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lorraine Queen, aka Lou, is a 17 years old average girl. She would describe herself in only two words: boring and average. She thinks that no one would fall in love with her because of her average looks and boring personality and she also thinks that she'll never find the right guy, but what if a certain goddess chose to mate her with a certain powerful Alpha? Ryan Ganzhorn, 23 years old, most powerful, fearless, intimidating and sexiest Alpha on this planet, is known for his heartless actions, most difficult decisions and his determination to get everything he wants whenever he wants. Will Lorraine be an easy mate ? or will she make a difficult prey? This story isn't edited yet, but there aren't huge mistakes, just small grammatical ones. (please do not steal my ideas)

Anneliese || ✎ by pitifulkisses

As long as I have you. *Description still in progress.* Anneliese is a sweet, kind, empathetic, and outgoing young woman. Often looking for new ways to meet friends, she wouldn't pass the opportunity to chat someone up. Even a stranger at the diner she works at. Xavier was the opposite. He preferred to sit alone and neglect any open conversation. It's strange he's taking a liking to someone so opposite of him, but once he's gotten a glimpse of her contagious smile he can't seem to get enough. ~ ❀ ~ I can't help but stare at her. Her face, lips, and smile, and her nose. Even her long, curled lashes. "Let's do a butterfly kiss!" She exclaims, pulling my face close suddenly. Kiss? My heart hammers in my chest, my breath hitching. Her small hands hold my face close to hers. It's not very forceful, I could pull away if I wanted to, but I let her have control. Her hands are warm and soft against my jaw. Getting closer, her eyes lashes flutter and I find myself holding my breath. She brushes her lashes to mine, her breath fanning against my lips. Subconsciously, I lean forward, wanting my lips to be on hers. June flutter her lashes, grazing her lashes to mine. Out of nowhere she bursts out in a fit of laughter. I flinch back. Butterfly kiss. That was not a fucking kiss. ~ ❀ ~ *Warning* Mature themes will be covered (language, actions, etc).

The Writer's Heartbreak ( completed) by VioletDoge

"YOU ARE MINE" Blake said. He had his arm around my neck preventing me from escaping. "Get off me you psycho!" I shouted while struggling to get free. "Blake think about what your doing!" Danny said while slowly coming closer. "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER MUTT!" Blake ordered. " You are my mate and no one else have you! MINE!" his wolf said. With that, his eyes turned black and his canines elongates. "Only mine..." he whispers and brought his fangs down upon my neck. "NOOOO!" was the last thing I heard before everything went dark. The day where Scarlet's dream comes true turns to her worst nightmare. Blake Bennett her alpha and mate rejected and humiliated her in front of her pack. Her heart felt like it was being gutted out trampled on. Unable to cope with the rejection, Scarlet fled and plans on suicide until she was found by Danny Walker. 3 years have passed, they both are a couple having a relatively normal life. They live in an apartment with the humans. Scarlet is a writer, she publishes her own books while Danny is an accountant. Everything is happy and dandy until one day she got a letter from her family asking her to visit them. Scarlet misses her family like crazy and wants to meet them but will she be able to go back to the place where all her memories of the rejection and humiliation has taken place? Will she be able to face Blake? Give the book a try :) Forgive me for there are loads of mistakes. I'm pain painstakingly slow on editing them.

Secrets Hurt by vanellkyle

"You guys I had the most epic night," I say as I take my seat, sipping from my bottle of coke and then I glance round the table and I see him, I almost choke on my coke, the stranger who I lost my virginity to during a fling the previous night and the topic of my current discussion sat beside my friend Amber, staring at me, "I'll love to hear about your epic night," Damon says, slightly smirking, I stare at him for a moment and just take a big bite from my sandwich, * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Karla Kensington is a temperamental 21 years old young woman. Karla is just beginning a new phase of her life as she moves away from home to college. Her love life is anything but dull as she struggles with choosing who to give her heart over to completely, between the boy she lost her virginity to, Who wanted to be more than a fling Or the one who was always there for her when she needed it. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Karla's life seems perfect; she is from a rich family, practically born with a silver spoon, she had two boys vying for her attention, ride or die friends and a certain future. All this is brought to an abrupt end when she encounters a shit load of drama waiting at her doorstep. Her life isn't all that it seems to be. Karla's life is thrown upside down as she figures out that her father harbours a secret that would destroy her family. Her life is suddenly a real rollercoaster. Alongside with trying to stay afloat all the emotions threatening to drown her, Karla has to deal with betrayal from people she least expect. Read on to see how her choices affect her life and where the path she chooses leads her to, knowing fully well that the world was watching. Who doesn't love a good celebrity scandal.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

The Alpha's Rose cover

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) cover

Beloved "I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine" cover

The Dark Side of the Moon cover

His and only his... cover

Anneliese || ✎ cover

The Writer's Heartbreak ( completed) cover

Secrets Hurt cover

Becoming

302k reads?!? Oh my goodness!! 😭😭. I was sooo nervous about putting my work out there for people to read!! Thank you all for supporting me, and my book!! Thank you for the votes, and encouraging comments!! It means the world to me!! They are supposed to be in/from Holland, so if you see anywhere that it says Denmark, let me know!! Gracias!!* "I never thought looking in the mirror on that first day of school my life was going to turn out like this. Now I'm stuck making the decision to accept the King's marking or to reject him." Charlee thought she was an average girl until the eventful day that she met Easton and his family. Come along with us as we figure out what happens to her as she discovers there is a world out there she knows nothing about. Hey guys! This is an idea I've been playing around with for a long time. I'm not a professional writer by any means so, I can guarantee there will be some grammatical errors. Hopefully you can look past them and enjoy the story I am trying to share. The idea of this story came from the brain of Rebecca Adams and Rebecca Adams alone. Please do not infringe upon my rights by copying it. Or I will find you! Just kidding, but really don't copy my story!! Please don't forget to vote if you enjoy reading it!! Also, leave me some comments I'd love to know what you're thinking! Thanks! Xoxo There is some mature language/scenes and some violent/sexual content. If issues such as these make you uncomfortable this is not the story for you. Mature audience only 18+ only! COMPLETED**