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TALA546
Ongoing, First published Sep 20, 2020
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So lately I've been stuck at home a lot (self-quarantaine, six feet, and all that; who's with me?) so naturally I decided (way back when this started) what better time than that to speculate and create 100% ridiculous theories about old favorites. I've been bothering a close friend of mine for awhile with them, but decided 'why not?' So I'm posting some of the more ridiculous ones here. 

      Anyway, most of these I don't actually think are true but its fun to make them anyway, please feel free to add in your own thoughts and arguments on this. 

       Here we go crack theories about stories I've read, this will be updated irregularly. 



      (*in a very fast voice* Disclaimer: none of the stories I'm theorizing about are mine, I didn't do a bunch of research on existing theories either (this is just for fun) so I don't know if any similar ones have been created, cover art isn't mine)
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