900 hundred jokes
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Here inside are 900 Funny jokes, that will make you cry with laughter :)
For all the people I get the IDEA from I will give a shout out at the end!
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Unhealthy Obsession |18+|
-Let's get this straight. From a dead end job to a useless crazy ex boyfriend- my happiness is with my best friend yet the fear of our relationship ending completely scares me and id rather fake it and be in fear than find out and never be happy. It sucks, seeing him everyday and knowing what i feel for him and how deep those feelings go is painful...- But when he comes around everything changes for the best and for the worst. As a whole they are deeply loved and equally as hated by others but the love from one another is undeniable, if only she wasnt so selfish with her choices and words- -Lying, cheating, sneaking, crying- many acts and emotions come from within when there's someone you love unaware of that love.. Possibly growing to love someone else right before your eyes..Its gut wrenching, i know because ive fucked up. Its worse when you're aware of the harm you cause yourself and others but dont care how the outcome turns out to be. Why would it matter how it effects you if youre used to pain and people leaving? it wouldnt. All because you take comfort in your own mind and mental illness, once you realize you have freewill it may become a bad thing if youre careless.- - Gabriella White.Concluida![unsinkable love [jack dawson]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/315254919-256-k810010.jpg)
unsinkable love [jack dawson]
IN WHICH a girl from a corrupt family boards the Titanic, known as the unsinkable ship. She wishes to find unsinkable love, one filled with adventure. A love that will take you somewhere unexpected. She thought she was boarding the Titanic to go to the city of New York, to be forced to marry the one and only, Benjamin Blake. Her violent fiancée, who she happened to hate. She meets a boy who has no rules.... But, will this be a new beginning for her, or an abrupt end for them? Yes. She has a smart ass mouth, but she's as honest as they come. Yes. She is sarcastic, but she has a heart of gold. Yet again, Yes. She's stubborn, but, she's loyal as fuck. Yes. She's a little demented, so sometimes you just gotta laugh and let her have her way. OR, IN WHICH... The unexpected happens to a not so lucky girl. Because, she never expected this. "I'll love you till all the stars in the universe burn out." started : 07.03.22 finished : 7.07.22 rewrite: started: 01.14.23 finished: 50,000+ words I DO NOT OWN TITANIC. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BESIDES MY OCs CREDIT OF THIS MOVIE GOES TO JAMES CAMERON. I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN THIS MOVIE OR THE CHARACTERS IN IT, OR THE PLOT. (and he obviously gets credit for making me sob for 3 days after watching the loml die) BOOK 1 OF 2 (maybe 3) IN THE UNSINKABLE LOVE SERIES. ⚠️⚠️⚠️ TW!! MENTIONS OF: ABUSE, RAPE, SA, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, SUICIDE, DEATH, TRAUMATIC EVENTS, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, LOW SELF-ESTEEM/SELF-CONFIDENCE. please don't read if any of these trigger you.Concluida
Multifandom One Shots
( multifandom one shots ) The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Legacies, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, Teen Wolf, Criminal Minds, Lucifer, Stranger Things, Prodigal Son, Arrow, The Flash, Pretty Little Liars, The 100, FRIENDS, Grey's Anatomy, BBC Merlin, BBC Sherlock, Prison Break, The Fosters, Riverdale, Girl Meets World, Boy Meets World, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Brooklyn 99, Twilight, X-Men, Avengers, 911, Chicago Fire, Chicago PD, and more
Texting.
"I met the love of my life today. I met fans today. He smiled at me. They were sweet. We took a picture. I took a lot of pictures. I hugged him. So many of them were hugging me. I told him he was my world. Some of them said nice things. I wanted to be different. She was acting different. I introduced myself. She told me her name but I can't remember. He's my world. She's a fan. I love him. I love my fans." WARNING THIS MAY HAVE TRIGGERS, MAINLY ON THE SUBJECT OF ANOREXIA AND DEPRESSION AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THIS WILL BE A TRIGGER TO YOU OR IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THE SUBJECTS.Concluida
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓, 𝐰.𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥
"𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤" "@𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐝'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐫🙏🏽" 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫.𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲! 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨-𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭.
The Amazing World of Pictures (Completed)
A book of cool pictures updated daily. This will include fandoms, silly things, memes, and whatever else that is fun. ****I am not continuing to update daily anymore, but please feel free to look back at the two years worth of pictures!**** MIR: #81 of 560 in "hilarious" Best rating (old ranking system): #422 in humor -- 4/7/17Concluida
ᴅʀᴏᴡɴɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴇᴀʀꜱ
ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴀɴ ʜᴀꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ꜱᴏʀʀᴏᴡꜱ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ɴᴏᴛ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ꜱᴀᴅ. - ʜᴇɴʀʏ ᴡᴀᴅꜱᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ʟᴏɴɢꜰᴇʟʟᴏᴡ Completed ✔️Concluida
Trust Me // Zach Herron
<completed> Well..... READ IT LIMELIGHTS!!! <contains cursing> Update: I was really young when I wrote this so the grammar is gonna be bad, Im working on it don't come at me!! Im sorryyy. ← Rankings → #504 whydontwe #158 whydontwe #81 whydontwe #167 zachherron #62 zachherron #1 zachherron {I'm crying!}Concluida
-Let's get this straight. From a dead end job to a useless crazy ex boyfriend- my happiness is with my best friend yet the fear of our relationship ending completely scares me and id rather fake it and be in fear than find out and never be happy. It sucks, seeing him everyday and knowing what i feel for him and how deep those feelings go is painful...- But when he comes around everything changes for the best and for the worst. As a whole they are deeply loved and equally as hated by others but the love from one another is undeniable, if only she wasnt so selfish with her choices and words- -Lying, cheating, sneaking, crying- many acts and emotions come from within when there's someone you love unaware of that love.. Possibly growing to love someone else right before your eyes..Its gut wrenching, i know because ive fucked up. Its worse when you're aware of the harm you cause yourself and others but dont care how the outcome turns out to be. Why would it matter how it effects you if youre used to pain and people leaving? it wouldnt. All because you take comfort in your own mind and mental illness, once you realize you have freewill it may become a bad thing if youre careless.- - Gabriella White.
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