Online Dating Disasters
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Ongoing28m
Last published Sat, Jan 30, 2021
If you've ever listed yourself under those ridiculous online dating websites like Match.com or Tinder, then you must know what I'm talking about when I say that has been one of the most unusual experiences of my life. Don't even get me started on the overdramatic mama's boys, the men with no career, the dads who have never met their kids, the clingy pests, or the ones that brag about how much money they have and take you to McDonald's.
I call my girl after every date to spill the tea and her response stays the same.
"Sis, please stop going on these online dates. You're not going to find love like this."
She was right. But who would have thought the experiences I had were so much more exciting than falling in love...
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