Don't Fakin Touch Me. ( Crankiplier )

Crankiplier Fanfiction.

Ethan looked at the flier. His heart was racing and his stomach doing flips.
Should he really work there? He would get good pay. He'd finally have job, other then youtube. He did make around 250 thousand dollars with youtube... but this would also be kinda fun for him. if anything he could donate money..

Ethan huffed.. he dialed the number " Hello, this is the Electric Sparkle, Your fun and dazzling Gay Strip Club of L.A how may I help you??" Ethan swallowed down as the female awnsered " M-May I try out for a placement?" The female giggled hearing the nervousness in the males voice " Of course, I'll reach out to the big boss and see what he thinks. Come in next week dear?" he coughed and nodded " oh uh.. sure.. what day?" she hummed a small tune before whispering a quick " ahah... Wensday?"

" sure, I'll talk to my friend about it.. we've got something planned but I'm sure he can move around it. "

" Alright!"

Ethan hung up and let out an loud release of air.

Was this really worth it?