Don't Fakin Touch Me. ( Crankiplier ) - ρℓυтσ - Wattpad

Story cover for Don't Fakin Touch Me. ( Crankiplier ) by ThatNameUser

Don't Fakin Touch Me. ( Crankiplier )

Reads 53
Votes 4
Parts 2
Time 6m

Reads 53
Votes 4
Parts 2
Time 6m

Mature

crankgameplays crankiplier dancing doesthismakdsense ethan mark markiplier no ship stripclub

Crankiplier Fanfiction.

  Ethan looked at the flier. His heart was racing and his stomach doing flips.
Should he really work there? He would get good pay. He'd finally have job, other then youtube. He did make around 250 thousand dollars with youtube... but this would also be kinda fun for him. if anything he could donate money..

Ethan huffed.. he dialed the number " Hello, this is the Electric Sparkle, Your fun and dazzling  Gay Strip Club of L.A how may I help you??" Ethan swallowed down as the female awnsered " M-May I try out for a placement?" The female giggled hearing the nervousness in the males voice " Of course, I'll reach out to the big boss and see what he thinks. Come in next week dear?" he coughed and nodded " oh uh.. sure.. what day?" she hummed a small tune before whispering a quick " ahah... Wensday?" 

" sure, I'll talk to my friend about it.. we've got something planned but I'm sure he can move around it. "

" Alright!"


Ethan hung up and let out an loud release of air.

Was this really worth it?All Rights Reserved

crankgameplays crankiplier dancing doesthismakdsense ethan mark markiplier no ship stripclub

Table of contents

2 parts

Sign up to add Don't Fakin Touch Me. ( Crankiplier ) to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Table 15 by CaderiNights

✔ - Completed Sean (his friends call him Jack) is behind on his rent. YouTube hasn't been paying as well as he had hoped, and he's been forced to take on a part-time job. He found work at the Other Side Café and Bar, as a waiter. It's usually uneventful, until one day when one particular regular walks into the diner and recognizes Jack. And not just because of his channel. -WARNING- This story contains LGBTQ+ themes and shipping. And also cursing. May contain sexual themes, but nothing graphic. If you aren't a fan of that, kindly continue on your way. (This is a Septiplier fanfiction, obviously.) I guess this is an AU? Idk, it's up to you all to decide.

Chasing You by beccs-t

-"Fuck I can't wait to taste you." He says under his heavy breath. Excitement courses through my body as Tyler wraps my legs around his waist so he can pick me up. He carries me across the room and rests me down on a table. I can feel his hard cock against my now throbbing pussy as he uses his hips to shift me back. In this moment I realize I want him- all of him. - ••• Let's face it- everyone has "that person". That person that you can't forget about, no matter how hard you try. That person you would have done anything for, or anything to be with.. but, what happens when you and that person can't be together? B is a naive young girl who would do anything to have the perfect high school fling- until she meets Tyler. Tyler is older, more mature, and off limits. B faces many hurdles, twists, and turns as she tries to keep her relationship with Tyler a float. ***BOOK TWO, (Tempted by you) IN PROCESS***

BoyFriend by YOU_KILLED_KENNY13

"Jack, you're being ridiculous. Calm down. Inhale and exhale. I'm here. Don't worry about him... I'm here." <<<<>>>> "Damn, Mark. Wish I would've known you was horny sooner. Would've liked to got a piece of that ass." <<<<>>>> "Just what exactly do you think you're fucking doing with my Jack, you bitch?" <<<<>>>> "I don't know, Signe... I never did. He's suddenly distant. He's always tired. He's not eating. He's working himself to death. Because he thinks he has to take care of me... And it breaks my heart because I have a really bad feeling about him all of the sudden..." <<<<>>>> "...I used to fear love, you know. I was so terrified because I loved you. I wanted to run away and ignore it. I wanted to die because I was so terrified. Afraid of loving you. Why? Because I was afraid I'd lose you. I didn't want to lose you... I never want to lose you. I-I... I'd never be able to live if I lost you. Because I love you so damn much, Jack... So much it scares me."

My Angel Behind the Screen || CrankGameplays by poemclancy

"Mae, just calm down." "How can I calm down? I screwed this all up!" "It's not your fault-" "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ACE!" ___ Mae Parker has had some tough times after her major breakup with her boyfriend, lossing her younger brother, and even failing classes in school. She seems to be loosing herself in her problems, she can't stop blameing herself for everything that's happened. But when she comes across a certain youtube channel, she cant stop watching. Mae has found her happy place away from all the darkness, and people have noticed her attitude has changed to life. When Mae finds her favorite youtuber in a Starbucks one morning, it all just turns upside down from there. ___ "Oh God I'm so sorry!" "No, no. I'm okay." I looked up to see the person I tripped over. My eyes widened. "Are you sure? You seem a bit winded..." "I-I'm fine, really." "Are you sure? I mean I can go get some-" "No really...I'm fine." I was fine, I really was. The one that saved me from death was standing right in front of me, of course I was fine. I mean...he basically saved my life. "Okay, I'm Ethan." "Mae." I held out my hand and he shook it. "That's a pretty name...Mae, I like it." he said, I gave him a small smile and looked to my knees, blushing slightly. "Thanks." I whispered. Ethan returned a smile to me and stood up, he held out his hand and smiled. I took it and he helped me to my feet. "So, uh, um, see ya-" he started to ramble on and I placed a finger to his lips. "Shh." I whispered, "I'm free Friday afternoon, we could meet at Starbucks and hang out?" I asked quietly, Ethan nodded and I removed my finger from his lips. "Cool, yeah, Friday...yeah, cool, seya then!" Ethan raced off in the other direction and I smiled to myself. "Oh god...I just met my hero..." [If anybody has the guts to show this to Ethan...I will flipping follow you and you will be like my bestfriend...]

Cranked | A Crankiplier Story by xoxoUnusAnnusxoxo

A Small Story of the relationship of Mark and Ethan. Many Cute and Romantic moments if you want to read. (I Only Ship Them A Little🥺 They're cute) Hey Guys, Thank You So Much for reading this story. Please don't take any of this too far, this was only made for fun. Again I respect that Mark and Ethan are not an actual gay couple and have their own relationship with other people. This was made for those who ship and enjoy stories of Crankiplier. So pretty please don't take it too seriously. Writing this story was really fun so if you guys have suggestions for a Part 2 to this story, please leave some ideas in the comments. Have an amazing day you wonderful people💕

Hannah by lovelycrowsong

Hannah And her Happy Harem After spending her entire life training to become an Olympic level gymnast only to suffer one too many injuries for her body to stay competitive in the sport she loved. Hannah finds herself in deep financial trouble. With few marketable skills outside the gym. To pay the bills and help her family, Hannah comes up with a creative, exotic side business. She got a little carried away being creative with the business aspect though and might be in over her head. Everything had been going fine. No one had noticed what she was doing, her business was doing great. She was able to take care of herself and her father comfortably. That is until her latest performance circuit. She had finally booked some big shows, a top tier set at Red, a night performing at a new drag cabaret bar, and finally a private show for an international company. It was supposed to be another long weekend of working two jobs at once. Just like all the other ones she had suffered through the past three years. Except on this trip, irresistible men keep finding her, and she can't find it in herself to resist. One after another, Hannah finds men she can't stop thinking about, men who feel like they are a part of her. Men who know how to pleasure her in ways she had no idea she needed. Men who have more than a few confessions to make to her when the time is right. Enjoy trailing behind Hannah through a whirlwind, steamy romance. Smut warning of highest order. It is reverse harem after all. Girl is going to get it good friends.

BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq) by notbackingdown

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************

The Flirt by FandomsDoneRight

"Well hello gorgeous." He smiled at me, his hair falling down over his face. "I haven't seen you around here before." ~ This fanfiction will contain harsh descriptions, brutality, the use of alcohol and/or drugs, and sexual content. as well as a thought disorder. If you are sensitive to any of these themes, please use your own reader discretion. Also I would like to state that the drawing is done by Shuploc, who is super talented and I would never even dream of taking credit for that drawing. You should check them out. All storylines are my own ideas and my own writing. Thank you. Thank you all so much for reading, voting and or commenting on the story, it helps me out a lot! As always, stay you, Rinny!

Knot Two Omegas (Part 1) by Ashleywilder2080

Two Omegas, one pack, a love forbidden by law. Locked up in the omega facility for thirteen years, Sadie's lost hope she'll ever find a mate when Jake appears bruised and bleeding at her door. While Sadie fights the ghosts of her past, Jake is unwilling to face his future as an Omega, even though he has a pack waiting for him at home. Their blooming relationship is heading straight for disaster, when one of them is due for a heat. Without an alpha a heat can have deadly consequences, but mating with one is a sure way to break two Omega's hearts. "What am I?" "Mine," he hissed. "I want you to be mine." "Then make me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is an mmmfmm omegaverse reverse harem/why choose story - it's also a non-shifter OV. There will be a happy end (at some point). This is intended for 18+ because it will include mature content as the story progresses. Part 1 ends on a cliffhanger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm gonna include trigger warnings as they come up, as I'm still in the process of writing. So far that includes: eating disorder, past abuse, attempted rape (past), dub con, and if you feel something should be mentioned, that I didn't, please let me know and I'll include it.

|Run Away With Me| (A Jacksepticeye x Reader) by crank_septiplier_

¡COMPLETED!! I took his hands into mine, his eyes only watering more when he looked down. A tear slowly rolled down his cheek as he looked down, so I wiped it off with the pad of my thumb. My hand rested on his jaw, then I gently made him look at me. "Seán... What's wrong? Why are you crying?" He sniffled and engulfed me in a tight, sad but passionate hug. "I have to leave for Ireland in a few days." He said, his voice cracking. I felt my eyes water, realizing that he was going across seas, hundreds of miles away. I hugged him tighter, our tears soaking the others shirt. "W-What... am I going to do without y-you?" I asked, my voice barely a whisper. "I'm going to miss you so much." He pulled back a little, a look of realization on his face. "You might not have to miss me." My eyebrows knitted together and I shook my head violently, "Of course I'm going to miss you, why wouldn't I?" A small smile formed on his face, but stray tears that were left in his eyes ran down his cheeks when he blinked. "Run away with me." ¡SMUT AND CURSING!!

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Chasing You cover

BoyFriend cover

My Angel Behind the Screen || CrankGameplays cover

Cranked | A Crankiplier Story cover

BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq) cover

The Flirt cover

Knot Two Omegas (Part 1) cover

|Run Away With Me| (A Jacksepticeye x Reader) cover

Table 15

✔ - Completed Sean (his friends call him Jack) is behind on his rent. YouTube hasn't been paying as well as he had hoped, and he's been forced to take on a part-time job. He found work at the Other Side Café and Bar, as a waiter. It's usually uneventful, until one day when one particular regular walks into the diner and recognizes Jack. And not just because of his channel. -WARNING- This story contains LGBTQ+ themes and shipping. And also cursing. May contain sexual themes, but nothing graphic. If you aren't a fan of that, kindly continue on your way. (This is a Septiplier fanfiction, obviously.) I guess this is an AU? Idk, it's up to you all to decide.