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7 Minutes in Heaven? Or Hell? (X-Men x Reader)

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Now that our dear Deadpool, a.k.a Wade Wilson, has been rejected by heaven and decided to stay with his new family after what seemed like his final deadly demise due to el cancer, he came to the conclusion that family is not an "f" word. It hasn't been even a week until he got filled to the brim with boredom after pranking, as he put it, every single stuck-up virgin soul of the Marvel Universe. I'm not sure how he can say this seeing as Tony, Quill and some others are definitely not in any way a virgin, but, this is Wade. So, what does the inappropriately comical ex-mercenary come up with as a cure for his boredom? The red clad X-Man trainee gathers up his new family members to play the game most pre-teens play in attempt to have their first kiss. Yes, it is 7 minuets in heaven. May God have mercy on your soul.All Rights Reserved

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