Misadventures of a Very Bad Pet

Your typical human gets abducted by aliens and mistaken as a pet story. But this human wants to go back home. Real bad. Lots kicking ass and running fast, will that poor bastard finally make it back home on his own couch again? Or will he be satisfied by the life he's living on another planet?

A/N: Finally got the starting/middle plot down! The plot for the ending is still kinda sketchy and I need to work things out still; plot is subject to change along the way. If yall have any plot ideas/things you wanna see happen feel free to comment or send me a message! No romance here, just a lot of angry swearing from our boy.