"The States Were Personified..? ...Yeah, We Know." [REMASTERING]

Tired of the same-old boring "I personified the states" fanfictions? Annoyed to death by the same-old troupes and cliches in their stories? Would you rather want to see a Hetalia states fanfiction without the unnecessary "antagonising" of the canon characters?

As Bob the Tomato once said: "Well we've got a show for you."

We've got anyone you could ever imagine! A chaotic-neutral Florida, a "big-brother-complex"-centred Delaware, a snarky Upstate New York, and countless more!

Cliches and troupes? We pulled a Super Smash Bros Ultimate on those mother truckers. You get to pray for England's health (or hope he suffers the wrath of the Original Thirteen again, if you prefer that), watch sibling rivalries spontaneously combust, and watch as the nations are baffled at learning things about America that should of been pretty damn obvious from the beginning!

And what about this so-called "antagonising," you may ask? That's practically non-existent! Yes, no matter how many times Massachusetts and his band of "21st Century Patriots" may tell you so.

You'll get all of this and more in the somewhat-uncreatively named:

"The States Were Personified? ...Yeah, We Know."

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The series of chapters you'll see ahead will attempt to be told in a similar style that's close to the way Hetalia (the anime) was portrayed; that means mostly comedy and funny jokes, little historical fun facts, and quips at "shipping" that will probably never be confirmed canon!

That last part was a joke, don't worry.

(Or was it-)

There will be little twists, like mini/minor-arcs, that explore more of the diverse American culture and people.

And the main arcs will be featured around different parts of American history featuring (you guessed it) the states this time.

There will also be mini-chapters, some of which are introductions to characters, others are filler stories.

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Updating: Whenever the heck the author can actually be an author for once.