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When You Least Expect It

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I'm a long time Wattpad reader but attempting to write to help alleviate some of life's stresses. Since this is a work in progress, my original ideas may change so the description here will be edited accordingly. 


Natasha, or Nat as she likes to be called, is on a journey to find herself, find love, and find out why life throws her all the losers in the dating pool. 

Nobody warned her that dating in your 40s is just as bad as dating in your teens. 

Get ready for the laughs, the tears, and the hopefully great sex that lasts longer than a minute.All Rights Reserved

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