Dating Apps and Love.

"You've been single for TWENTY. ONE. FUCKING. YEARS! We're getting this app."

"IT WAS AN AD! A-And it didn't even look that interesting!"

"Bitch, as your best friend you need dick. or pussy. or to get pegged. No shame bitch, cmere gimme a hug."

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This is for the gays, girls, and enbies that's it.

For e v e r y o n e! The pronouns will be they/them. everyone perceives you as a guy, your actual character in there doesn't give a shit about gender.

(idk who i'll make fall in love with you yet. might be a harem but not too focused on only you! By the way, i'll be changing the Dream SMP lore and their personalities a bit. I mostly watch Tommy, Tubbo, SapNap, Dream, Techno, ETC. so i apologize!)

(??? x MALE!READER)