Very Bad Things

Every night at 10PM, Eren Jaeger locks himself up in his room, grabs a box of tissues, and watches his favorite live cam boy show hosted by The Captain, a tattooed Top Tier Model on the cam host site Strip N Chat. A big fan (and mildly obsessed), Eren admires The Captain's ability to share his sexual experiences with viewers...not to mention his amazingly ripped and toned body. By day, he's a stubborn, bull-headed, talented Fashion Design student, who makes his way by working at a local coffee shop, Café Ymir.

By night, he's a sweaty, shaking mess, orgasming from every story-every word that comes out of The Captain's mouth. One night, Eren attends a Fine Arts Department Meet & Greet, networking and making new friends and contacts. He downs one too many drinks and passes out.

Later that night, he wakes up staring up at a shirtless hottie. No, wait! That hottie is his Art Teacher, Professor Levi Ackerman, sporting a remarkably familiar winged tattoo that looks a lot like The Captain's....