It all started with a jerk.
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stupid_and_stupider
Ongoing, First published Oct 01, 2014
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Watch where your going bitch!" I hear a girl screech.

"I'm sorry you walked into my way."I shot back. 

Oh. no. what have I done 

"You could have spilled my Starbucks, but I would rather pour it on you anyway." She yells and pours her extremely hot drink on my head.



"Seriously I paid for that drink kellie?!" Some boy walks over to her and out his arm around her. I'm guessing it was her boyfriend.

I looked at him under my eyes lashes with pure hate.

"Get your hand of me your going to ruin my hair." She lifts of his arm and pushes him.

Off course me being the idiot I am, I'm still standing there glaring at him.

He looses his balance and tries to hold on to the nearest thing. 

Which happens to be me. He tries to grab onto me for support.

Pfft like I have any.

Unfortunately I was next to the stairs.

The next thing I know I'm on the floor and I could feel wetness down my head.
"Shit!" Somebody screamed.
"That's a bad word...say poop next time."I mumble before everything black.
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