Me Living in the 5SOS House
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So! Guys, I finally decided to put all my funny 5SOS monologues and chats into a book! :D Considering they were so successful on my tumblr, I thought "Why not put them in a book!" so that's what I did...? 0.0
There are going to be some really hiliarious ones including my personal favourite *wink wink* ;3 but there are going to be some fucked up ones and maybe some dirty ones as some of you may know, my writing is fucked up as hell and to the younger 5SOS fans aged 14 and under, they will make you go 'What? I don't get it?'... :/ well of course they would I mean only big people will get the 'What? I don't get it?' stuff, like me for example. XD...
BASICALLY I'M SAYING THERE WILL BE SOME ADULT HUMOR SO... YEAH... I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND TO READ SOME TO THE YOUNG KIDDY-POOS OUT THERE. But don't worry; I will put a '14+' thing next to the titles of the story(s)... Unless your brave. o.O
Could be some minor smut? I dunno. -___-
So yeah.
They are all going to be from my tumblr; basically I own them and I really don't want anyone to steal them because THEY ARE MINE. Jus' saying. But other than that; yeah! :D
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