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Jackbox Culinary ᵤₙofficial Cookbook

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Have you ever wondered what Felicia's tentacles taste like? Have you ever wanted to try some Zouple but you lack the interstellar ingredients to concoct one yourself? Have a sudden craving for some avocado toes but you don't wanna go to jail? Well i "Chef" Tania! ←(Real name by the way)(Aka someone who has never made a competent recipe attempts to teach you how to cook!) will try to help you achieve your wildest food related cravings! *DISCLAMER!! I have no idea if any of these taste good or even are possible, these instructions are based on the food descriptions i gave the illustrations of the inspired dishes*All Rights Reserved

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