'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!'
Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck.
Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips.
But hey, all's fair in love and war, right?
Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021
Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021
Final Word Count: 100K
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"There was a book."
"A book?"
"More like a magazine, really."
"Oh?"
"It had dirty pictures.."
"Wicked!"
"..of naked witches."
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Well, continue!"
"Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course."
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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)
first book in the Evelyn Black series
• • sequal: BACK TO LOVE
[ i promise the second book is better lol ]
• slow slow-burn (like years) friends to lovers •
• soft burn romance •
[ all books listed in prologue via chronological order ]
"As adorable as the two of you are," she says softly, "I've hardly seen Ginny since you got back. I think she'd appreciate my company and believe it or not... I love her just as much as I love you."
Fred and George look at one another, then to Evelyn. She grabs her bag and starts out the door. She only turns back to blow a kiss. "Goodnight."
George and Fred stay staring at the door for another moment.
"Fred?"
"Yeah?"
"She does love us more, yeah?"
Fred nods. "Definitely."
• • EVELYN WYRE was born to a witch mother who stayed and a wizard father who fled. Practically raised by a second family of mischievous red-haired wizards, Evelyn has a solid grip of her life until a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher rolls into the castle for her 5th year...
[ start date: 12/28/20
[ completion date: 5/6/21