Gensokyo: A Common Senseless Story

"Ah ha ha! I see you're here! That means he finally finished the announcement huh? Good for him."

"Hm? Who am I? Eh, just your average Nameless Dimension Hopping Multiexistant Dragon God, but enough about me, I'm here to show you a story!"

"Here we have one world where the Supernatural dwell hidden in plain sight, it's full of the usual Youkai, Demons, Moon Aliens, Gods and yada yada, but that's not all! Ocean Dwelling Leviathans! Undead! Monstrous Kaiju! Ancient Evils! Stuff from Legends you've never even heard about! Mechs! Even more Aliens! AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!"

"What's that? This place sounds batshit insane? Well, you're hella right! And that's exactly why I love it!"

"We follow a boy who lives to experience and learn searching for his worth in his void of self, a girl who fights to never lose anything again even if it means going against the world, another girl who does everything no holds-bard to prove her so-called impossible dream, and the rest of the people who live alongside them."

"Thanks for coming to listen to this senseless story, and welcome to Gensokyo-!"*BOOM!!!!*

"HAKUREI!!! I KNOW YOU STOLE MY FRIDGE! COME HERE YOU WHITE TURNIP PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

"Ah! Time to make my escape! To-da-loo~!" *Yeets into another dimension carrying a fridge on his back*

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