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This book or whatever you call this book is something i have been laughing my butt off and telling my friends during class. Hope you laugh your butt offs too!! ENJOY!!!! P.S. Afterwards tell me which one got you laughing soo much you did something hilarious!! I ended laughing soo hard in class that the teacher gave weird glances. Btw, the jokes on this book is not meant to offend anyone so if you are offended by these jokes then please don't read my book. But I just want to make people laugh so enjoy the book!!
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