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This book or whatever you call this book is something i have been laughing my butt off and telling my friends during class. Hope you laugh your butt offs too!! ENJOY!!!! P.S. Afterwards tell me which one got you laughing soo much you did something hilarious!! I ended laughing soo hard in class that the teacher gave weird glances.  Btw, the jokes on this book is not meant to offend anyone so if you are offended by these jokes then please don't read my book. But I just want to make people laugh so enjoy the book!!All Rights Reserved

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Broken(Teen Fiction)[Completed] by Candybubble1

One car.... Just one car could make me have the worst summer of my life. I'm Danielle. Danielle Fields, but people call me Danny. I have the most annoying brother but his friend is even worse!!! Enough with the boring stuff... I have the most amazing boyfriend, never gets in trouble, always gets his way, and filthy rich.(Not that it matters!) I love everything about him....well loved, until I get blamed for everything that he does wrong. And I mean everything. ***WARNING: THERE ARE A LOT OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS BOOK. I wrote this book when I was younger so obviously errors will be expected and nobody is perfect. I also put a disclaimer in the first chapter so please don't put comments about the errors. Thank you!***

Adventures, Memories, and Everything in Between by ariannemaxwell

book 1 my brain is too crowded so i made room by putting stuff in here. so you're reading my brain pretty much. enjoy <3 WARNING: mature content because of strong language and references to alcohol and probably other stuff ALSO NONE OF THE VIDEOS IN THIS ARE MINE. THEYRE JUST SONGS FROM YOUTUBE. SOME OF THE IMAGES ARE MINE

How To: Not Completely Ruin Your Life (#Wattys2015) by MizMic

Are You Looking For Serious Self Help? ...No? PERFECT! Congratulations On Getting This Far, Other Candidates Have Not Fared So Well (this means they died.) First Time Book Writer, Long Time User Of Words - I Imagine This Is Very Reassuring. So This Is Me, All Me, Unplugged. I Encourage You To Join In, Comment, Share, Ask Questions, Come To My House (.....Scrap The Last One) This Is As Much Your Book As It Is Mine. Lets Find Out What You Wrote, Shall We? Twitter - @OfficialMizMic Instagram - @OfficialMizMic

Unveild Human Civilization by CXRRUPTEDSOUL24

THIS IS NOT A STORY It is a point of vew of people and life the things i feel that maybe others can relate no sugar coated fantasies...If you can't handel some of it i understand just be respectfull in the comments please ;) ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️MATURE LANGUAGE⚠️ - it does have some intense emotions and topics within this story your discretion is advised

Tyler Talk [Complete] by KillerCatZiller

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

Love over contract by writer575_

***Completed*** *Mature Content Warning* TW: Car accident, Depression, sexual content His touch made me shiver as I couldn't take my eyes off of his, trailing down at his lips. We were so close again. Closer than anytime before. „I-.",I started to stop anything we both were going to regret. „Shhh. Don't say anything",he said against my lips as our nosetips brushed agains each other. „Have you found your dresses?",he asked as his thumb brushed over my lips making me weak in my knees. I nodded softly looking at his eyes wich were attached to my lips. „I can't wait to see you in them",he whispered against my lips before placing soft kisses on the edge of them. I closed my eyes breathed out loud in pleasure. His teasing wasn't as useful as he thought. My patience won. „Your patience is kiling me","The contract",I whispered."Fuck that contract"he bursted and pulled me closer by the waist before pressing his lips on mine. ---------------------------- Delana Celine Harvey a 18 year old girl, faces the hart consequences of losing her supporting and loving family due to a car accident. After moving from family member to family member she decided to stay with her oldest Aunt and her family. Her expectations of living with them and going into medical school shattered after she found out that her Aunt and Uncle had planned an arranged marriage for her, with the 25 year old billionaire's son Blaine Ace, promising that he would take good care of her. He was a well known men, a typical men that got chased by women because of his attractive looks and money. He is like everyone else would imagine arrogant and self centered. The fact that both were forces into the marriage made it hart for the two completely different personalities to get along. Her calmness and self control drives him crazy, but also wakes his interest in her.

THE DARKER SHADES by black_Kwiin402

HOLD ON! I am glad you decided to read this book. This is a piece of me, please handle with care! Don't just read it like it's one of those other novels you read, read it alongside a pen and book. That way, you will be able to jot things that are going to help you. Don't just read once and drop, continue to read it till your dream becomes clearer! Beyond the story, pick the lessons. I look forward to hearing your review, lessons and most especially, your testimonies. Just in case you need a listening ear, I am a step away; Ig: @this.black.queen

Jokes and riddles! by GriffinWoodrow

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Love or Lust? by DDoubleSS

Shanté: You were in her room, Jonathan! Jonathan: Ok, ok, I understand that but- Shanté: No, just shut up, ok! You hurt me. Badly. And- Jonathan: You hurt me too, Shanté. Quit playing victim all the damn time. Shanté: Well then I guess we shouldn't be together. We shouldn't talk, we shouldn't text, we shouldn't anything. We just might hurt each other again. He tears up which causes me to tear up. I let my tears run down my face & he continues to fight his tears but there's one that's at the literal edge of his eye waiting to be free Jonathan: ...but we're in love. Shanté: Well we're just going to have to be in love from afar. Jonathan: Shanté, I JUST got you back. Please. I can't...I can't lose you again. The tear that was on the edge of his eye finally drops & another falls out the other. I look into the eyes I once fell in love with & force myself to say Shanté: ...I can't do this anymore. *leaves* 🚨🚨🚨🚨Cuss words, sexual content, & n-word use🚨🚨🚨🚨 -I posted this story last year but decided to make a couple of changes🙂- Ps - Every character in this story is black EXCEPT for Elizabeth😗✌️

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

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Broken(Teen Fiction)[Completed]

One car.... Just one car could make me have the worst summer of my life. I'm Danielle. Danielle Fields, but people call me Danny. I have the most annoying brother but his friend is even worse!!! Enough with the boring stuff... I have the most amazing boyfriend, never gets in trouble, always gets his way, and filthy rich.(Not that it matters!) I love everything about him....well loved, until I get blamed for everything that he does wrong. And I mean everything. WARNING: THERE ARE A LOT OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS BOOK. I wrote this book when I was younger so obviously errors will be expected and nobody is perfect. I also put a disclaimer in the first chapter so please don't put comments about the errors. Thank you!