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Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks!
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  • WpVote
    Votes 15
  • WpPart
    Parts 3
  • WpHistory
    Time 35m
Ongoing, First published Sep 28, 2020
Mature
Abraham Owens has the worst super power: empathy. It's so debilitating that he can't even be around people. It's a problem he solves with booze ... lots and lots of booze. When he runs out of money for booze, he indulges the gig economy, working the only kind of job he specializes in: punching things.

Abraham Owens is no superhero, but that won't matter much when a mysterious villain weaponizes a growing group of white nationalists.

Nazis are bad. Even a brute like Abe Owens can figure that one out.
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