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The Crab Hat Monologue

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Lucas is the impromptu leader of a group of his teen coworkers at a  tourist shop. Through some convoluted means, he has been convinced by his coworkers that the best course of action for their next mandatory team-bonding meeting is to summon a demon princess to stop climate change. So now it's Saturday night, and as much as Lucas is questioning his life choices, he has agreed to summon a demon-princess and they all might as well get this over with.

~Performed at the "Shelter Theater Monday Monologue Jam: Princess Power!!!" by the lovely Aiden Roche~All Rights Reserved

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I'm sure nothing bad will happen (said as the monster appears behind him)
Wed, Sep 30, 2020

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I'm sure nothing bad will happen (said as the monster appears behind him)
Wed, Sep 30, 2020

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