HARRY POTTER AND MARAUDERS JOKES
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Last published Tue, Dec 9, 2025
Collection of Potterverse jokes ( majorly Marauders ) I found randomly online.
Happy reading!
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Rankings :
#63 in mcgonagall ( October 02, 2020 )
#82 in wormtail ( October 06, 2020 )
#84 in padfoot ( October 06, 2020 )
#101 in prongs ( October 04, 2020 )
#102 in moony ( October 04, 2020 )
#173 in tomriddle ( October 06, 2020 )
#251 in fredwesley ( October 12, 2020 )
#298 in peterpettigrew ( October 06, 2020 )
#315 in georgeweasley ( October 04, 2020 )
#383 in lilyevans ( October 02, 2020 )
#496 in dumbledore ( October 02, 2020 )
#517 in jamespotter (October 04, 2020 )
#519 in marauders ( October 02, 2020 )
#545 in voldemort ( October 02, 2020 )
#697 in siriusblack (October 04, 2020 )
#720 in weasley ( October 06, 2020 )
#783 in remuslupin ( October 02, 2020 )
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Started: October 01, 2020
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