Stranger Calls

'I can't believe I'm having this conversation with an imbecile. You're infecting me with your dirty mind. I'm starting to think stupidity is a disease you carry.'

'Are you talking about yourself, sweetheart? I'll have you know I'm not an imbecile and certainly not the least bit 'stupid'. I have never gotten a B in my entire life.'

'I'm not surprised. B stands for body isn't it? Or blow job?'

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In which Reya Fieldman meets a drunk Will Acrewoods.