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The BAU Badass

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Reads 160,415
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Parts 35
Time 3h 54m

Okay, don't worry. You're ready. They'd be lucky to have you. You're a badass, and if you don't get the job, then screw them its their loss. You waited impatiently in the elevator. 

The first person you notice when the doors open is a tall man with messy hair and mismatched socks.

"Hi, I'm Jo Blaise. I'm looking for SSA Hotchner's office" you smiled.

*Trigger Warnings: domestic violence, rape, child abuse, mental illness, swearing*
*Note: these characters do not belong to me and are not created by me*

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Cardigans and Converse // Spencer Reid by RachelleJennings0

Sunday Finnegan is the definition of chaotically detailed. She is powered by coffee thanks to her addiction of reading smutty books till 3am, cheerfully goofy and optimistic to a fault. She's fresh out of Quantico and already has her first big girl job with the BAU. Of course when your mom was one of the best profilers and your dad turned out to be a serial killer, your automatically recruited. Spencer Reid has never met anyone like Sunny. She was the epitome of enthusiastically energetic. With a serious coffee addiction. Most of all he just likes how she makes him feel like the most important person in the world. She listens to him....really listens. He's never felt truly comfortable with anyone until her.....she made him feel at home in her presences.

BAUtifully Broken ☑️ by Dragon_T9

"Look, Mr. Hotchner, Agent Hotchner, Hotch, my brother is dead, we've dealt with it already, I have a life, people I need to take care of, the last thing I need to do is throw my family into any unknown water anytime soon bringing this back up," I say, increasing my speed. A hand grips my arm, the same way my mom did Friday morning, causing me to wince and stop my jogging. Hotchner lets go but stares at me, then my arm, noticing the fingerprints left by my mother. Shouldn't have worn a sports bra. "What happened to your arm?" he asks, pointing to the bruise. I look at it then at him, "I work at a club Agent Hotchner, people aren't very nice when a pretty lady says no," The lie falls out so easily it almost makes me laugh. "Right well, that's another thing I want to talk you about, Maddison Crawford?" he asks, raising an eyebrow. I let out a small chuckle, "Took you that long to find out, I mean, my southern accent ain't that good," Hotchner rolls his eyes, waving for me to follow him. "Hotch, I have to get home, I came out for a run, not to talk about my dead brother," He pauses, turning to me, "Tatum, we need to talk, it's serious," I shake my head, "Look Agent Hotchner, I don't care, and that's not just teenage arrogance its facts okay, so your a profiler take a hint, I didn't not open my door because I wasn't able to," #1 FBI

𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗘 | 𝘼. 𝙃𝙊𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙉𝙀𝙍 by okthewriter

❝ The difference this time, Hotch, is that I didn't have to worry about losing you. You were already gone in the first place. ❞ Working in a team of profilers, there's not a lot you can hide- there's not a lot you can forget. Inspired to join the BAU, Gene Beckett encounters criminals and obstacles alike, but none so intriguing as her own boss; is Aaron Hotchner really all that cold? Or can she bring out a new side of him even he didn't know about? ⊠ contains themes of self harm, substance abuse, gore, suicide, death, anything expected in criminal minds © all works belong to the creators - OC character story - bruh i was 15 when i wrote this im nearly 20 now pls dont bash me hahahahha

BLAKE | a. hotchner by couchpotaato

"It's been awhile," I looked at him with a small smile. "What brings you back here? You're not here because you missed me, are you?" I raised my eyebrows and gave him a sly smirk. He didn't answer, clearly he wasn't in the mood to play. "Don't be shy, Agent, I missed you too," I tilted my head to the right, allowing the corners of my mouth to move upwards. He raised one eyebrow, still locked in his silence, still staring at me. I had had enough of his cold demeanor, he was the one who came to me. "Why are you here, Hotchner?" I asked. "It better not be because you have more questions about my father, because I'm not answering any more of those." I moved my head an inch forward, putting my entangled hands on the table, looking at him intently, making sure he understood. "I want you to work for me," the handsome man in the suit finally spoke. - This is a Criminal Minds story. I do not own Criminal Minds. The time line in this story is not accurate, it's actually all over the place. Some scenes from CM and one scene from SH are included. Warnings: Suicide Abuse Curse words Completed: 2019-01-17

After a year undercover in the Church of The Morning Dove, SSA Dr. Adeline Buckley finds herself becoming the newest member of the BAU's A team when an old friend puts in the request. With nothing left but a baby and a few more scars to show for her commitment, the BAU seemed like the perfect fresh start. The chance to work with the man who made her leave medicine to become an FBI agent in the first place was just too tempting. It would've been a perfect fit if she didn't stop for coffee on her first day, then she wouldn't of met him. It's not everyday someone orders the exact same complicated drink as you, and it's not everyday he's exactly what you wanted from life. What could go wrong? Surely nothing could go wrong. "Sorry I'm late, there was this girl at the coffee shop today, I think I might have a chance. I'm buying her coffee tomorrow." The familiar voice and story caught my attention as I turned around to see the man from the coffee shop. "Dr. Spencer Reid, this is Dr. Adeline Buckley."

Criminal Minds Series Rewrite: Season Two by queenofdeansbooty

Now that you understand your place in the team, you work day in and day out to capture the bad guys and give justice fo those who seek it. However, something traumatic from your past is brought back into your life, and you don't know who you are all of a sudden. How can you do a good job when you're breaking apart inside? Most importantly, how can you be there for Spencer when he needs you the most? (I am rewriting Criminal Minds, all fifteen seasons, as if the reader was a part of the Behavioral Analysis Unit. This is a Spencer Reid x Reader fanfiction)

me and you, you and I • a spencelle AU by ElleForReidaway

• she's going off the rails and losing herself, while he's getting sick of sitting by and watching it happen. Will he be able to get through her hard, built-up walls, and help her avoid making a giant mess? Or is she too far gone for even him to be able to help her? • a story about SSA Elle Greenaway, and Doctor Spencer Reid. An unlikely duo about to endure challenges that they might not even be able to make it out of in one piece. • strap in this one's a LONG one i own no rights to criminal minds and its characters/material. this is fanfiction, and this story is in no way canon to the show (no matter how much i wish it was). Disclaimer! There will be depictions of violence, heavy topics, and other mature themes. Please continue with caution. I do not ship the actors themselves, this story is based off their characters only. The cover photo was edited by me, and you can also find this story on AO3!

Cold Hands ✔️ by SSAmarieintraining

A Spencer Reid Story [COMPLETED] --- "I know it hurts that you aren't as dashing or charming as me, but you can at least be civil." oc x reid Highest Rankings [august 17 2021 - #2 spencerreid] [september 8 2021 - #1 matthewgraygubler] [september 25 2021 - #4 reid] [october 29 2021 - #299 enemiestolovers] [november 30 2021 - #2 hotch] [may 18 2022 - #199 criminal] [june 19 2022 - #21 matthewgraygubler]

The Analyst || Spencer Reid by katluvee

You have just finished graduate school successfully double majoring in Criminal Justice and Forensic Psychology. Along the way you had picked up an internship doing paperwork for the FBI, since you planned on being an agent once graduating. Your supervisor tells you about a job opportunity as a profiler in the Behavioral Analyst Unit in Quantico, Virginia. This story is a ReaderxSpencerReid fanfic. I promise it will be more detailed and better than the description. As a fair warning there will be descriptions of gore and horrific events. I will put trigger warnings. As well as some spoilers if you have not finished the series. 🏅1- #matthewgraygubler 🏅 1- #reidxreader 🏅 1- #Solving 🏅 6- #Spence 🏅 4- #bau

The Intelligence Control and Analysis Program by inkandpaperqwerty

Agent Aaron Hotchner couldn't ask for better agents than David Rossi, Derek Morgan, Emily Prentiss, and Jennifer Jereau. In fact, he prides himself on heading the best team the BAU has to offer. Still, he's not so arrogant he doesn't know when it's time to call for help, so when his team hits a brick wall with a ticking clock, he reaches out to the Intelligence Control and Analysis Program. ICAP sends him a mountain of files, all of them good candidates, but Hotch is repeatedly drawn to the same file. Genius #2036334-4383 has three doctorates and a high success rate with the Bureau, though he's never been in the field. According to his file, Genius doesn't play well with others, but Hotch doesn't see that posing much of a problem. Besides, it's a temporary arrangement. What's the worst that could happen?

Criminal Minds One-Shot book by 1annoyingwriter

Just Criminal minds One-Shots/Imagines that I came up with while sleep-deprived (which is about 95% of my life right now) :) I take requests and my messages are always open. Don't be afraid to message me whenever. These imagines will be of any Criminal minds character(s) that have been on the show. However, keep in mind that I'm only on around season 10 but I watch pretty fast since I have no life :) I will write whenever I can. ALL X READERS UNLESS REQUESTED W/ NAME I do smut sometimes (depends on who) Have a nice day :D

Criminal Minds: New Kids in Town by FanFicFan2021

If you love Criminal Minds and have wanted to be in the show this gives you a chance. You can be either Charley or Nina, so grab you BFF (who loves Criminal Minds) and read this roller coaster of a story to live a dream you never knew you wanted. Two new agents join the BAU (Behavioral Analysis Unit) and try to find their way to fit in. Are they good enough for the team and will their love blind them from doing their job? November 12, 2020- Hey guys I finally was able to finish the last chapter and I will hopefully start more chapters to finish Charley and Nina's lives.

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"Hello, I'm Annette Hotchner the new doctor around here, I don't think I've met you before." "Uh, no you haven't I started 6 years ago here at the BAU, I have an eidetic memory, 187 IQ, and social anxiety." I laughed at his little joke. All Agent Hotchner could do after his beautiful, 29-year-old daughter, got her 3rd Ph.D. in criminology was brag about how smart she was. She was finally able to come to the BAU after all her fleets. But on the first day on the job, she meets a certain light brown haired, brown eyed genius like her. The moment their eyes come together, she knew but he didn't. She was in love. But when her old abusive boyfriend that nobody knows about besides Derek and her dad, comes back will Spencer finally realize that their relationship is more than just friends or is he too smart to realize it? Update 10-14-18: after reading my work again I've come to realize that this description is nothing like what I've wrote. It's still good I promise, it's just a complete different idea from what I have here

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"Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that'll be me" - Steven Alder "Where are you going?" "Quantico, they need my help" "But your no longer an SSA" "They need MY help June, then it's the end of it" "One last case" "The last one" But old habits don't die that easily. So getting pulled back in old habits don't exactly turn out like she planned. She meant it, one last case. But maybe for her, she can't leave again. As their hearts still beat as one, like it has since the moment they meet. Weather they liked it or not.

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Sunday Finnegan is the definition of chaotically detailed. She is powered by coffee thanks to her addiction of reading smutty books till 3am, cheerfully goofy and optimistic to a fault. She's fresh out of Quantico and already has her first big girl job with the BAU. Of course when your mom was one of the best profilers and your dad turned out to be a serial killer, your automatically recruited. Spencer Reid has never met anyone like Sunny. She was the epitome of enthusiastically energetic. With a serious coffee addiction. Most of all he just likes how she makes him feel like the most important person in the world. She listens to him....really listens. He's never felt truly comfortable with anyone until her.....she made him feel at home in her presences.