Comedic Psychology Facts And Thoughts
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Last published Mon, Aug 15, 2022
Burn: Yellow~
Conscious: It's 'Hello' you stupid little shit!
Burn: Language!
Conscious: Like you could talk! Your way of speaking is more dirty than the million bacteria in it!
Burn: Shut up, you're getting out of topic!
Conscious: Yeah, yeah continue.
Burn: Ehem, Welcome and Enjoy.
Conscious: Da' fuck, I thought you were going to give a speech?
Burn: Tch, shut up it's going to start.*takes out popcorn*
Conscious: Where'd you get that?!?*('◉Д◉')*shocked*
Burn:*munch**munch*
*theatre noises*
(𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: Language is very colorful, this is mostly me and a few voices in my head having a conversation/discussion/thoughts process. Some facts thoughts here and there too.)
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