Jace Legend, aka Ace, is sick of life and its cliches, tired of Lionel High school and its stereotypes of football team bullies and baby blue eyed blonde bimbos, but suicide is out of the question. At this point he just had plans to graduate, marry a basic housewife, have basic children and get his life over and done with. Alas, a sweet miracle by the name of Ivory League, aka Ivy, comes skipping into his life sporting fucking Nike and ruining these plans. Will he peel away her exterior to find a basic bitch like all the others, or will he find home.