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Last published Thu, Oct 1, 2020
this is a crack story i'm gonna update whenever i feel like it!!
(rated mature for foul language)
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relationships:
lysithea x annette (annette has fallen for lysithea, who is slowly falling for her)
hapi x constance (dating)
f!byleth x claude (chaotic dumbasses. slight mutual attraction but no confessions)
m!byleth x jeritza (mutual attraction)
yuri x bernadetta (yuri just wants to talk to her. she's scared he'll kill her.)
dorothea x ingrid (mutual attraction. ingrid doesn't know how to confess and dorothea finds it cute.)
ashe x caspar (ashe likes him, and caspar doesn't realize what he's feeling is attraction)
dimitri x dedue (slight mutual attraction, dimitri just wants dedue to be happy)
edelgard x hubert (hubert cares for her, edelgard tells herself she hasn't the time for attraction)
ignatz x raphael (mutual attraction, neither knows how to say it)
felix x sylvain (mutual attraction, felix doesn't know how to confess and sylvain knows it)
hilda x marriane (slight mutual attraction)
mercedes, cyril, balthus, petra, ferdinand, linhardt, leonie, and lorenz watch the relationships chaos from afar. mercedes created a second group chat for them to discuss-
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