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Ahead of Its Time!

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Reads 47
Votes 2
Parts 8
Time 59m

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Christopher Zsardon was your average everyday journalist. He found a story, wrote it down, got it published, and that was that. He had nothing extraordinary going on in his tiny little town. Until recently. His girlfriend disappeared, he starts receiving mysterious notes, and the candy factory right in town had been drawing him in lately. What he finds is a sugar coated nightmare deep inside the colorful wrapper of a building!All Rights Reserved

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