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Pessimistic Narcissists

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Parts 11
Time 2h 5m

chicklit contemporary cynical drama friendship highschool lightcomedy love lovetriangle narcissism pessimistic romance sarcasm smart teen youngadult

When a shitty middle school experience and an even shittier life at home embittered the child prodigy, Madeline Trost, she becomes a judgemental and proud loner with a knack of identifying the worst of everyone and even greater talent of bringing it out of them. She just wants to pass through her high school days quickly and peacefully. That means no drama, no complicated relationships, and no friends. All she needs to do is ace high school, finish college, find a well-paying job, then get the hell out of her house, that's it.  
   
When transferees, Atrias Wright and Apollo Davis, whom Madeline thought were just two cardboard cutouts of the gorgeous, popular girl and the broody, hot guy archetype joins her class, she just wants to stay out of their way, as any sort of acquaintance with them could attract unwanted attention and drama. However, circumstances seem to keep bumping them with each other, and soon realizing that Atrias and Apollo weren't how Madeline originally thought they'd be and were in ways similar to her, the three of them begins a high school journey deviating from Madeline's original plan--a journey that'll transform them from being just intelligent, pessimistic narcissists into something... more.



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You and Me (This Summer Spin-off) by iamtheeamani

In many ways, Leslie Mitchell is just like her father Shawn. Cocky, sarcastic, has a knack for causing trouble, funny, fiery, and let's not forget, charming. And like any rebellious teenager, she has the tendency to get herself into many many...many sticky situations. Lucky for her then, that she has a boat load of people willing to help her fix her messes. Chase Reynolds is one of those people. The yin to her yang, ice to her fire. He keeps her feet on the ground, she keeps his head in the clouds. No matter her antics, he was always going to have her back. She knew it, he knew it, everyone knew it. They've always been Chase and Lee, Lee and Chase. Best friends since forever. But what happens when the lines between friendship and love become blurred? One thing's for sure though, where there's a Mitchell, there's an adventure. And trust that with Leslie, it's bound to be one hell of a ride. *** "We've always been Lee and Chase, Chase and Lee. Nothing's ever going to change that," he said. "You and me, we're endgame." *** Spin-off to Tutoring Mr. Bad Boy, Dating Mr. Bad Boy, and This Summer. Can be read as a stand alone, but you might be asking questions along the way.

Cynical Souls by DramaQueenforreal

COMPLETED✅ Two high school teenagers finding themselves, analyzing this ever changing world, and building love. This is the type of love you wish you found in high school but probably know way too well that it only exists as fiction. Today I'm turning my fiction to reality. ❣️•••❣️ Excerpt: Just as I was about to seek shelter under some building's roof, the tires of a car come to a halt, I wonder who might pity the lonely girl walking in the rain. The passenger window rolls down, and I spot the most unexpected person seated behind the wheel. "Get in" comes out his voice, and I must've stood there agape for a few moments because next comes his rhetorical question. "Are you getting in or continuing walking in the rain?" Eyebrows raised expectantly. He sounds annoyed, like he regrets his decision to ever stop and help me. ❣️•••❣️ #5 in cynical #2 in loveandfriendship #1 in opinionated #4 in ihatelife #10 in nerdgirl #10 in HighschoolRomance #26 in GoodGirlBadBoy *contains mature themes. *contains cursing.

The Tiny Little Ways We Wrecked Our Lives by apocalypsealien

Highschool. This word can alone hold different meanings for everyone, for some it's about the drama, for others it's the popularity, or sports, or friends or for some, well what it's actually about.. studies. Meet Celia Jones. She's everything everyone hates but yet wants, or want to be. She's the "it girl" of her school. She's a bitch.. popular, rude, humourous, sarcastic, and loaded with so called friends who are just like her. She's one of the "untouchables", whoever messes with them calls for a death wish. She has everything, yet nothing at all... Or does she..? Perhaps have something? When they say bitches fall hard, they're right. Celia will fall. Real hard. She'll lose her friends, her love, herself. This is her journey. Journey of finally realising that NO ONE gives a single flying fuck about ANYONE, let alone their "social status". Her journey of losing everything yet having the most unexpected thing to hold on to. Will she find love again? Does she deserve love at all? Anyways, the real question here is that.. When she runs away, from everything, from everyone, when she runs away from herself, will anyone look for her? Will anyone come after her? Or will she, for real this time, understand that no one gives a flying fuck about anyone.. about her?

Falling For Trouble {Completed} by t0xicmeemz

WARNING: MENTION OF MURDER, SEX, MATURE LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, CRIME, CHEATING, TALK OF SELF HARM, UNDERAGE DRINKING AND DRUG ABUSE. TROPES: FRIENDS TO LOVERS, PREGNANCY, TEACHER AND STUDENT (KIND OF?) RECOMMENDED 13+ -------------------------- This story takes place in the year 2007, In the small town of Saranac Lake, New York. Troy Harvin is a 17 year old boy from the quiet, nice part of town, a quiet, delinquent with a good heart. An alcoholic mother, a little brother who he's spent most of his childhood taking care of and a father who abandoned him at 12, hasn't seen him since. He never felt like he fit in with anybody, until he met her. Lyric Sterling, an ex drug addict, deviant, reckless, 18 year old loner from the wrong side of the tracks. A mother, with a 6 year old daughter who is her biological sister, she was forced to raise her because of her mother. Her mom is a criminal, a gang leader, who Lyric has spent most of her teenage years trying to avoid. She ran away from the town she grew up in when she was 15, trying to escape scientists who wanted to use the special spark inside of her and perform tests that would transform her into what they believed could be used as a governmental weapon. Lyric and Troy instantly find a familiarity in each other that comforted them..they quickly fall into friendship which then quickly develops into what you might call love. He fell head over heels for her without any control, now he has to deal with the consequences of falling in love with his absolute best friend with a boyfriend, and not being able to have her. Little did Lyric know that the man that became her best friend who taught her how to trust again would also be the one to coax her heart back open.

The Blissful Feeling by PandaAndBamboo

{Completed} Everyone deserves love and happiness. _________________________________ "The mere thought of future will screw you. The past has screwed you enough. So why not live in the present?" But it is easier said than done. ___________________________________ 'Love is an art and not everyone is an artist' _____________________________________ Adria Arquette is a pretty nerd who initially wanted to love, to be loved. But things aren't always pretty. Her life took such abrupt turns that she ended up thinking true love is meant only for some people and that she isn't one of them. She refused to feel that beautiful and blissful feeling called 'love'. Then Adria meets three new faces. Not just any faces but the faces that will keep you wondering if you are seeing mortals or Greek Gods themselves. Alyx Williams, Max Wells and Hades Gray enter St. Carlos High s chool and try to make Adria believe that 'love' is for everyone and even she deserves it. Will anyone of these guys succeed in making Adria believe that she is capable of feeling BLISSFUL FEELING? __________________________________ Started: 5th July 2018 Completed: 30th July 2018 ___________________________________ Awards won:- The neon awards (3rd place) ___________________________________ #465 in teenromance out of 5.59K #524 in teenromance out of 6.35K #129 in feelings out of 4.62K #131 in adorable out of 1.46 K #174 in future out of 2.7K

You Are the Shell to My Tortoise | ✓ by LotteStarburst

Nolan, an unapproachable guy who ignores the existence of all his schoolmates, sleeps in all of his classes. Normally, this wouldn't be Chelsea Arnold's problem--she does her best to pay attention in class and attends gym like a good, normal student. Unfortunately, she just so happens to be his assigned desk partner in many classes. She's frequently forced to wake him in English class and ends up earning the unofficial title of Nolan's Wake-up Alarm--a title that nobody in the entire school covets. The last thing she wants is to interact with him more than she absolutely has to. One day, their gym teacher sends her to bring him back to class, which he always skips for some reason. When she accidentally shines her flashlight in his sleeping face, it triggers a chain of events that gradually intertwines their lives together. It's hard to be a normal student when you start befriending the school oddball. It doesn't help that he has more secrets than the Big Ben has stairs. ----- Complete. (first person, past tense, slowburn) ----- 1st place in Humor Category of Psychological Novel Reads Contest 2020 (29 Sep 2020) ----- Started: April 28, 2020 Completed: July 23, 2021 Word Count: 160K+ ----- The sequel, The Tortoise and His Sunrise, is up on my profile now!

Raising Kamden by Mayoi_Brown

Nolan Foster and Annaliese Dixon are from different worlds. Two measly teenagers who are going to high school and fit in their respective cliques. Until one day their life gets changed by a baby. Nolan is an unpopular, shy, and nerdy guy. He wishes to be happy and have a comfortable life but because of his parent's negligence and constantly leaving the bills on him is his weight. One day, his parents decide to drop a baby who is the child of a close friend that died to raise and take care of on Nolan. This leaves Nolan in a situation where he is not only taking care of himself but, a 3-month-old child. Despite it all, he takes her in, names her Kamden, and raises her as his own. Annaliese is the most popular girl in school. Respected, beautiful, rich, smart, and athletic, she is what everyone envies and wants to be. Although having it all, she wants something more, something real, like to fall in love. One fateful day, Nolan is fed up with his parent's negligence and runs away from home with Kamden even though he doesn't have much. He finds himself in the park with a possible choice of probably dropping out of school or giving up the only joy he had in a while, Kamden. That's when Annaliese comes along and sees his situation and falls for Kamden, wanting to love her like she is her own. Now Nolan, Annaliese, and Kamden start their new life in Annaliese's mansion as a small family. Could Annaliese get what she always wishes for and could Nolan be able to find the peace and happiness he always wanted?

Right in Front of You by Wimbug

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Home for the Summer (BOYXBOY) by dreamy_lights

Apollo Quinn is entering the summer before his senior year with one promise to himself; He needs to truly live. After 17 years of being miserably bored, he planned on finally finding himself. Maybe getting a girlfriend, maybe going to a party. No matter what he did, it needed to be big: Something utterly life changing. The only issue? Nicolas Young. While 5 years ago, Apollo and Nicolas had been best friends, these days, they never spoke. Nicolas lived across the country and Apollo was a bit too stubborn to reach out. When Apollo's mom let him know that Nicolas would have to fly from Vermont to California and spend the entire summer in their house, Apollo knew he was doomed. What he didn't account for was how utterly life changing their new friendship would become. 🌊🌊🌊 90,880 words Some content may be upsetting to certain readers! Be sure to read the warnings at beginnings of more triggering chapters.

For The Press by Writinglad16

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You and Me (This Summer Spin-off)

In many ways, Leslie Mitchell is just like her father Shawn. Cocky, sarcastic, has a knack for causing trouble, funny, fiery, and let's not forget, charming. And like any rebellious teenager, she has the tendency to get herself into many many...many sticky situations. Lucky for her then, that she has a boat load of people willing to help her fix her messes. Chase Reynolds is one of those people. The yin to her yang, ice to her fire. He keeps her feet on the ground, she keeps his head in the clouds. No matter her antics, he was always going to have her back. She knew it, he knew it, everyone knew it. They've always been Chase and Lee, Lee and Chase. Best friends since forever. But what happens when the lines between friendship and love become blurred? One thing's for sure though, where there's a Mitchell, there's an adventure. And trust that with Leslie, it's bound to be one hell of a ride. * "We've always been Lee and Chase, Chase and Lee. Nothing's ever going to change that," he said. "You and me, we're endgame." * Spin-off to Tutoring Mr. Bad Boy, Dating Mr. Bad Boy, and This Summer. Can be read as a stand alone, but you might be asking questions along the way.