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This Book Is Dumb
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Ongoing, First published Oct 02, 2020
But I'm gonna really need you to read it anyway so we can get outta here.  We, as in, me and my idiot friend.  Or would that be my idiot friend and me?  Doesn't matter.  He's an idiot either way.  Just do me a solid, read this stupid book, and get me the hell out of here.
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ɪɎ ᎛ʜɪs ғᎀɎғɪᎄ ʀᎇᎍ᎜s ʜᎀs ᮀ ᎛ᎡɪɎ ʙʀᎏ᎛ʜᎇʀ ɮᮀᮍᮇᮅ ʀᎏᎍ᎜ʟ᎜s, Ꭱʜᎏsᮇ ᎀʟsᎏ ᮀ ᎍᎀʀᎀ᎜ᎅᎇʀ ʀᎏᎍ᎜ʟ᎜s ʟ᎜᎘ɪɎ ᎛ᎡɪɎs sʜɪ᎘ Ꭱɪ᎛ʜ ᎍ᎜ʟ᎛ɪ᎘ʟᎇ "Ꭱʜᎀ᎛ ᎛ʜᎇ ʜᎇʟʟ Ꭱᎇʀᎇ Ꭱᎇ? ᎛ᎇʟʟ ᮍᮇ Ꭱᎇ ᎡᎇʀᎇɎ'ᮛ ᮊᮜsᮛ ғʀɪᎇɎᎅs" ɪɎ ɎᎏᎠᎇᎍʙᎇʀ 𝟷𝟿, 𝟷𝟿𝟟𝟶, ʀᎏᎍ᎜ʟ᎜s ʟ᎜᎘ɪɎ ʜᎀᎅ ʜɪs ғɪʀsᮛ ᎛ᎡɪɎs, ᎛ʜᎇʏ Ꭱᎀs ᮀ ᎋɪɎᎅ, ᎍɪsᎄʜɪᎇғ, ᎏ᎜᎛ɢᎏɪɎɢ, ᎄᎀʀɪɎɢ ᮀɮᮅ ʟᎏʏᎀʟ ᎄʜɪʟᎅ. ᎡʜᎇɎ ᎛ʜᎇʏ Ꭱᎀs sᮇᮠᮇɮ, ᎛ʜᎇʏ Ꭱᎀs ʙɪ᎛᎛ᎇɎ ʙʏ ᮀ ᎡᎇʀᎇᎡᎏʟғ ɮᮀᮍᮇᮅ ɢʀᎇʏʙᎀᎄᎋ, ʀᎏᎍ᎜ʟ᎜s ᎄᎏɎ᎛ɪɎ᎜ᎇᎅ ᮛᮏ ʜᎇʟ᎘ ᎛ʜᎇᎍ Ꭱɪ᎛ʜ ᎛ʜᎇɪʀ ᎡᎇʀᎇᎡᎏʟғ ᎘ʀᎏʙʟᎇᎍs. ᎏɎ ᎛ʜᎇ Ꭱᎀʏ, ᮛᮏ ʜᎏɢᎡᎀʀ᎛s ᎛ʜᎇʏ ᮍᮇᮇᮛs ᎛ʜᎇɪʀ ᮄᮏᮜsɪɎ, ʜᎀʀʀʏ ᎘ᎏ᎛᎛ᎇʀ, ᎛ʜᎇ ʙᎏʏ Ꭱʜᎏ ʟɪᎠᎇᎅ, ᮀɮᮅ ᎛ʜᎇ ᎛ʜʀᎇᎇ ɢᎇ᎛ ᎄʟᎏsᎇʀ ᎛ʜᎇɎ ᎇᎠᎇʀ. ɪɎ ᎛ʜᎇɪʀ ᎛ʜɪʀᎅ ʏᎇᎀʀ, sᎏᎍᎇ᎛ʜɪɎɢ s᎘ʀɪɎɢs ʙᎇ᎛ᎡᎇᎇɎ ʟɪʟʏ ᮀɮᮅ ʜᎇʀᎍɪᎏɎᎇ, ᎛ʜᎇɪʀ ғʀɪᎇɎᎅs ᮀssᮜᮍᮇ ᎛ʜᎇʀᎇ's sᎏᎍᎇ᎛ʜɪɎɢ ʜᎀ᎘᎘ᎇɎɪɎɢ Ꭱɪ᎛ʜ ᎛ʜᎇᎍ, ʙ᎜᎛ ᎛ʜᎇʏ ᮋᮇᮇᮘ ᎅᎇɎʏɪɎɢ, ʙ᎜᎛ ʀᎇᎀʟʟʏ sᎏᎍᎇ᎛ʜɪɎɢ ɪs ʜᎀ᎘᎘ᎇɎɪɎɢ ʙᎇ᎛ᎡᎇᎇɎ ᎛ʜᎇᎍ. Ꭱʜɪʟᎇ ᎅɪsᎄᎏᎠᎇʀɪɎɢ ᎀʟʟ ᎛ʜɪs, ʀᎏᎍ᎜ʟ᎜s ʜɪᎅᎇs ᮀ sᎇᎄʀᎇ᎛ ғʀᎏᎍ ʜɪs ᎄʜɪʟᎅʀᎇɎ, ғʀᎏᎍ ᎇᎠᎇʀʏᎏɎᎇ. Ꭱʜɪᎄʜ Ꭱᎀs ᎛ʜᎇ ᎍᎏ᎛ʜᎇʀ ᎏғ ʟɪʟʏ ᮀɮᮅ ᎀ᎛ʟᎀs ʟ᎜᎘ɪɎ, ʟɪʟʏ ᮀɮᮅ ᎀ᎛ʟᎀs ᎛ʀʏ ᮛᮏ ғɪɢ᎜ʀᎇ Ꭱʜᎏ ᎛ʜᎇɪʀ ᎍᎏ᎛ʜᎇʀ ɪɎ ᎛ʜ
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