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The Worst Storyteller Ever

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Who wrote the greatest story ever? The pen or the mind?

Gregory Catspine has found his calling, in the same camp that had threatened to drain all life from him. Camp Kerwage. Summer home for struggling kids coming to terms with true struggles. Spoilt kids, exasperating to have around. And camp activities that...Let's leave that out for now.

When life gives you lemons, you juice the hell out of those lemons.

With that knowledge came the epiphany. Storytelling. Now, what remains is an opportunity.

And it comes knocking with five faces. Boy in a blue shirt, Girl in dreads, Girl with glasses, Boy in a varsity jacket, and Girl with the purple ribbon.All Rights Reserved

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