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My Life as a Sitcom

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New Desc
Hey, y'all. Stupid stuff galore, all stemming from the one panic attack that is my life. School's tough, and living's tough, but hey, maybe looking at my current and past shenanigans will make you feel a lot better! Give my little book of short anecdotes from my life a read and you'll be sure to get onto a stunning little roller coaster of emotions. DISCLAIMER: MOST OF THE CHAPTERS WERE FROM WHEN I WAS IN 5TH GRADE IN ELEMENTARY. IF ANYTHING MAKES YOU PHYSICALLY REPULSED, I DEARLY APOLOGISE FOR I WAS MERELY A STUPID LITTLE KID.
Old Desc
Thank you good sister for this idea, I really like this stupidity, I have LOTS of it. My life is a constant panic attack, Ethan and school is enough to get me running. Ships gallore (Read  'My Class Ships')All Rights Reserved

100 howtocuredepression meme shortchapters thisiswhatidoinmyfreetime whatamidoingwithmylife whathaveidone whatisthis

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Discovering My Mythical Fate Book 1

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