Book of Jokes
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Having a bad day? Well, this is the place to be. I write 2-3 jokes every day to brighten them up! Hope ya like!
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me: i wonder who's ruining my life me : *looks in the mirror me: so we meet again Welcome my talented writers in the making, I know how hard you're working on your books and I'm dying to read them, all such wonderful ideas written so you can share part of your thoughts with the rest of the Wattpad community (especially me bc I'm deff reading it) Like many this is my first book , well technically the first I chose to share because the rest need alottt of work*cringe* but yeahhh Like the title suggested this is a Zodiac related book and it consists of all of them living under one roof(que for disaster and drama) But enjoyyy Completed incorrectzodicaquotes tumblr
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