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Reads 398
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HandOverYourKneecaps

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A Waitress for the Prince ( A Sample Only)

Cass doesn't understand why people think she is crazy. She leads a normal life. As normal as it could be while dating a gang leader, that is. Enters Adrian, a supposedly vampire prince -a schizophrenic, if she were to guess- and the real craziness begins.