Alucard and Alan vs. The demon apocalypse

[picks up phone]
Me: Hello....Hello!

Alucard: It's me.

Me: Oh! Hey Alucard what's up?

Alucard: Im lonely.

Me: Uh okay and?

Alucard: Can you come over.

Me: Uhh I don't know if i can you live far from me.

Alucard: Oh yeah that's right.

Me: And why are you lonely?

Alucard: Because no one loves me.

Me: What?! Dude everyone loves you man! You're like the best one out of my three thousand six hundred forty five friends.

Alucard: Really?

Me: Yeah man!

Alucard: Haha! Thanks!

Me: No problem bro.

Alucard: You know all this time I've been in your closet.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK R...REALLY!?

Alucard: Yes, I've been watching you ever since you were little.

Me: So you're right....

Alucard: Yes, I'm right behind you.

[Opens closet doors]

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Alucard: So are you ready for some fun!

Me: Wh...What!?

Alucard: Take a good look outside. What do you see?

Me: What happened?

Alucard: The apocalypse has started.

Me: What apocalypse?

[See you in the next chapter!]