SAVE THE FARKING UNICORNS!

For the very first time, esteemed indie author Lennox Mumpsfield is gracing the world with a glimpse of his narrative skills by trying his hand at a full-length literary humor feature. The PLOT! Several actually! None of them produced at the expense of another's quality! Lennox's old manager at this taco joint he used to work at told him that all the time. I suppose you actually want to know what this literary novella is all about. To that I say... unicorn magic! And a secret government project with memory implants in a guy's brain, but the arrangement goes awry. And a pickup artist icon that goes after the world's best selling author of all time. The romance! And unicorn hair gloves more powerful than all the unicorn hair gloves that have come before. And a candid camera YouTube show. And an investigative journalist tailing a gruesome canine serial killer. And unicorn magic! Lennox's momma always told him that themes from literary humor and fantasy humor books can sometimes go together. That advice served the best-selling author well in his quest to become the best of the best! Throw in a little bit of unicorn magic and PRESTO! You have a dang entertaining fantasy and science fiction read. In this literary novella, ordinary members of society travel the world and take to the clouds with the magical counterpart culture living silently alongside our society in a caper that threatens the way of life of unicornkind, magicians, & warlocks the world over! How will they fare? Would you be embarrassed if your friends found unicorn books on your bookshelf? I would be. I mean, don't be!!! It's all kosher as long as it's humorous fiction for adults. The book has a snarky enough title where you could pass it off as hipster literary humor. BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. Lennox likes to play it off like his writing is a bastion of hipster culture as a marketing ploy, but really he doesn't know the first thing about it. Or does he? Calling all bronies and rare word aficionados!