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Sweet Adeline

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Parts 12
Time 1h 29m

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Agent Gary Kehr,  thought the first report of an identity theft complaint from the Granite Counter King of the Tri-State was a file and forget.  Probably some local high school kid pulling a prank.  But then there was one from the music professor in Terre Haute.  Then the dentist and church elder from Bloomington whose checkered past was outed on social media.  Then a singing surgeon in South Bend got hacked.  "There's more where that came from, Sweet Heart,"  Meatloaf, his boss joked, as a flood of Section 1028's hit Kehr's desk.  There was one thing they all had in common.  They all suffered from the same genetic defect:  A love for Barbershop Quartet music. 

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PRAISE FOR THE GUEST

"Man, I thought it was gonna be like that Stephen King Room 237 thing, but it was different.  Kinda funny.  Liked it but it would be cool if there were like ghosts and shit too."   Bill "Bubba" Duran, Little Rock, AR

"I thought it was a cute story.  I've never let alcohol touch my lips so what happened to those barbershoppers after they downed the devil's drink seems only righteous. "  Tiffany Pendergast,  Marion, IL. 

"Great story, well written.  Very funny.  Love the twist at the end."  My Brother.  P.S  "Dude, you owe me a beer."All Rights Reserved

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