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Qhoenix

Reads 43
Votes 6
Parts 27
Time 4h 19m

Reads 43
Votes 6
Parts 27
Time 4h 19m

fantasy humor parody

To commemorate the release of Christopher Paolini's new novel, I am posting my parody of his book Eragon. Originally written in 2009, Qhoenix tells the story of a young boy with a dream bigger than his ability to adequately express it.

Read along as he befriends a Phoenix, goes to a magical school, and re-lives the events of Star Wars, only in a fantasy setting. Follow along as he takes a quick detour through Turkey City to learn their lexicon, and meets all manner of interesting stock characters.

In the words of Qhoenix, the main character, "Wow!"(CC) Attribution-ShareAlike

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