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The Lad Who Sneaks Through My Brewery Window

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Meet Shirley - a woman with a dream; a dream that is so forbidden and taboo that it forces her to hide who she is in the day - but by night it comes out to play...

This is my first book so I'd appreciate it if you aren't too harsh on me :D - other than that I really hope you enjoy my writing, leave me feedback and comment your thoughts! 
(Lol this is so weird)
Love, author me (wtf I think I should stop -  yeah I think I should stop where I am). ;)All Rights Reserved

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Chapter 1 - The Adventures of Shirley
Mon, Oct 5, 2020

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Chapter 1 - The Adventures of Shirley
Mon, Oct 5, 2020

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