The diary of my unfortunate events
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All the problems of my life release here. It's time to let free my queries and questions.
No, this isn't made up. Yep, all of these completely humiliating things have happened.
I want answers to all the confusion and weirdness in my life. So for the readers of this (if hopefully there are a few), don't judge me, we all have these moments. Give me advice! Answer my questions!
Yeah... :D
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