Unfandom-ized Oneshots

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Because what keeps me up at night? OneShots. 
Because what clouds my mind while doing school? OneShots. 
Because what likes to keep my trapped in the mindscape? OneShots. 

Most of these are from or inspired by ships from various fandoms, but I don't have enough of one ship or fandom for a legitimate oneshot book, nor do I have enough creativity or mental power to make one of them into an actual book, so I'm just gonna change a couple things and call it an Unfandomized Oneshot Book. 

Little scenes that I wanted to describe, midnight star gazing, soft butterflies, definitely some gay, all packed into one nonsensical book thingy. 

Whelp. 

Let me see how much I die.All Rights Reserved

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