Hall of 1D fanfic Shit

"im 14 and me and zain had sex an hour ago and I started throwing up, so I went to the store and brought a pregnancy test and it said I was pregnant"

Ummm how the hell do you find out you're pregnant that fast... Really bitch okay, where are your parents anyway if you was my kid and having sex when you're like 14 years old I would beat the living shit out of you, your ass would not be going out late to go to some fucking stupid ass party, if you want to party so bad let's go down to the church and party with Jesus.

'I fell in love with him the second he kicked all me teeth out and hit me in the stomach making me throw up blood, from that moment on it was only true love.' No just no

Louis asked me if I liked carrots and I said yes and he screamed in my ear you "shall be my carrot queen"... first of all if Louis screamed on my ear shit would be pop'in I don't care what he screamed f.fo.

"ahhhh" I yelled as Niall put a spoon in my face "please stop" tears ran down my face.