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this is the story of my oc (practically me) and other oc's which are my friends on zepeto<3 I sadly quit zepeto for a while due safety reasons but will be back soon in 2-3 years. you can follow me on zepeto! my user is @noor_hayashi ⚠️ LOTS OF BAD WORDS ⚠️ I obviously not own any MHA characters they're all belong to horikoshi. I mostly did the "opinion" part about the cannon characters AND zepeto cosplayers. the oc's which are my friends are in the story named: hero in U.A= Genevieve, Zenji, Yunjin Villains= Ishii , Aoi, Koie there are some background/backstory characters that you're gonna see soon while reading the book. but yeah- AND NOT EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE TO THE OG CHARACTERS AS I MENTIONED!! lmao ShipsCanon+OcxCanon:KiriMina,KamiJirou,KatsuZen,HayaYama,SeroGen And before som1 says ANYTHING-"how can I be homofobic? my betch is GAE-"✨️(LMAO) PlsDon'tJudge I'm a fast typer n have TOO MANY typos bro SO EITHER YOUGETIT OR YOUGETIT- IFYADONTYOUJSDONT🥲 I'll also be updating any time possible too lol anyways.. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!✨️🫶 📚 READ DOWN BELOW IF YOU'RE ONE OF MY ZEPETO FRIENDS OR OC THAT KNEW ME<3 BTW shout out to my friends if they're the ones also reading this.. I am so sorry for leaving for a while, I love you all very much. I left zepeto due safety reasons of my parents and I hope that's all right with you all because for a fact I'd never like to leave and you guys should know that. personal message.. ishii and aoi, I'll call you guys papa ishii and mama aoi as an inside joke due to that family video I've made which was quite funny honestly- koie my pookie bear 🥲 ILYSM PLS DONT BE UPSET CUZ IM GONE YEAH? MWAH<33 you'll be in my heart I promise you!<3 Genevieve oh Genevieve.. I wish that I could show you how much I've appreciated you, you're one of the most fun people I've known just as aoi, ishii and koie. also I'm so sorry if I accidentally misspelled ur name lol 😭🤚 Fell free to conta

This is jus a fun little thing ill be updating whenever i have an idea or whenever i feel like it lol. Its jus as the title suggests, its the bs doin fun and stupid shit over 'text'. plus other non members too. i sort of doubt there'll be any sort of story or plotline to this but i can make subplots on request lol. this is a request book, so like u can give ideas jus like the oneshot book. ik i tend to make my content always sort of dark, but given this is a texting story i kind of doubt i can get this to be that sad or angsty. (leaving the mature rating on bc im probably underestimating my ability of making my readers cry) LOL THAT BEING SAID, ENJOYYY XXX ENJOYY!!!!

Wrote this for fun. Y/n slander....hate all ya want #satire #dontcomesfterme || 3 Y/n Regular stories || || 1..fantasy Y/n story? || || 1 demon x Y/n story || **TRIGGER WARNING: Y/n.**

*** "*Sobs* I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz. "This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer "This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh "THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101. *** Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'. I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling. Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out. Great, now he's coming over. Kill me. *** • Highest rankings: #1 in Modeling - #1 in Awkward - #3 in Humor.

I meet him at the right time. Or a completely wrong one, depending on the perspective you look from. I am not the one to fall head over heels in love with someone and he is not the guy someone should even fall in love with. But there are all the witty comebacks, the unplanned meetings at the bar, the rides on his motorcycle, all the laughs we share before the morning ... It does something to both of us. It changes us to the extent where we suddenly can't live without all of this. He is not a good guy. He's as bad as it gets. But he's perfect for me. I want to believe our story is a modern fairy tale with a more realistic ending. You won't get the princess-prince bullshit from me. You'll get it how it is with no sugar-coating. I was no princess and he was no prince, yet we still had something beautiful going on. For a while, at least.

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑆𝑢𝑏𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑏(𝐺ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟) by michaelmyers_whore69

She leaned closer, her breath hot against my ear. "Can you please 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 me sir?" With a wicked grin, I tightened my grip on her thighs. "Since you asked so damn nicely." Book 3 in the Ghostface series;) ****** 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑜𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑥 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑢𝑝? 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑣 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙.... #1 in sexiness on March 14th 2025;) ❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎ ♥︎𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑆𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠 ♥︎𝐻𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝐵𝑑𝑠𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑:) ♡︎♡︎♡︎ 𝐷𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑦....𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑜𝑤⚠️;) Best rankings!: #1 in ghostfacexreader March 28th 2025;) #1 in sexiness March 28th 2025:)

Love Lives in His Eyes [BL] by AmberFullMoon

First love isn't always good and beautiful. A young, excellent actor, Dominik, was forced to find out about it painfully. He will be unexpectedly supported by a man who should seemingly be his enemy. It is a warm story about the development of a beautiful feeling. The road to happiness, however, is paved with the stones of jealousy, obsession and violence. Possessive and toxic love is reluctant to give up its prey. Below is a small excerpt from my book: [...] "You know" she almost whispered, "if Dominik had loved you anyway, I would have cheered him on." "Don't make me gay!" "Do not behave like a child! There is nothing more beautiful than love. You don't know because you've never been in love." "You have an idiotic sense of humor." "But just look at him. Dominik is a very pretty and sexy man and I bet he has an equally alluring body. He is a very good and kind man who would not hurt a fly. He is warm and talented, and he quickly made contact with Martynka." Instinctively, Andrzej looked at Śliwiński. The actor was crouching in front of the kangaroo run and pointing at something with his hand. He was smiling radiantly and Martynka standing next to him clapped her hands and jumped up. A weak wind tugged at his long, light brown hair and his eyes glowed aquamarine. The girl turned to them and waved. Dominik did the same. At the sight of this, Nowicki felt his throat tighten. All events, characters and organizations are fictional. The resemblance to any real person, organization, or event is purely coincidental.

[WARNING: 18+ CONTENT! MENTIONS OF RAPE, SUICIDE, SENSUAL THEMES READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!] "Wait what are we doing again?" "Naomi!" "Shit sorry." ~¤~ "Hi my name is Naomi, and I guess...my rich ass baby mommy wants me to tell you the story of how we met-" "For the last time I am your fucking wife. We got married see!" She pointed at the diamond ring on her finger. "Right sorry. She gets cranky sometimes. Anyways, as i was saying...I don't know why but my 'wife' wants us to tell our love story to the whole world. Yeah yeah it might be cliché and cringe sometimes to the point where you'll literally suck in a breath and curl your toes or maybe even faceplate and stop reading all together." "Our love story is not cringe... wait is it?" "Oh just shut up will you? Geez." "You don't talk to me like that." "Oh really?! Make me stop then. Come on I dare you!" "Really now? Is this how you talk to me?" She leaned in a bit to where Naomi sat and smirked a bit. "You do know what I'm capable of right?" Naomi gulped. "Well how about your offer then, let me make you stop sweetie how's that?" She tilted her head and Naomi felt a warm hand on her thigh when- ~Static~ Apologies we are having technical difficulties, the show will be back as soon as possible. Thank you. [UNEDITED]

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Highest Ranking #1 adultthemes (01/05/19) #1 eroticromance (24/10/2019) #1 adultromance (26/06/2019) #1 sugardaddy (05/08/2019) #1 couple (16/08/2019) #1 mature (16/10/2019) #2 romance (2/11/2019) #2 ceo (23/03/2020) "You need to shut up baby. Let me take care of your needs. Can you do that for me?" He unzipped my dress, as it falls freely down to the floor. ***** Lori was a socialite, she lived a life of luxury until her parents got a divorce and she was forced to live on her own. She struggled with financing her education and trying hard to maintain her high standard of living. She finally gave up when her best friends treated her like she has the plague and cut her off, then her boyfriend was forced to end things with her when his parents didn't want him to be associated with Lori because of her family's scandal. And that's when she decided to take the offer to be a sugar baby, thinking she'll treat it as a summer job and end it as soon as she's back on her feet again. ********** James never needed a girlfriend. He's a workaholic. He likes the arrangement of a sugar baby where he can pay a sum of money for a companion of a young attractive woman. His friend suggested the idea. With the last sugar baby being too attached to him. It's time for him to find another one. A less demanding one. His eyes locked into the beautiful fragile young woman with an attitude to match. Her fiery yet nervous attitude was refreshing for him, and he wanted her for himself. Will he get what he paid for? Will she get back on her feet? ********** Completed: May 2019 *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*.

♡"Healing Touch"♡

this is the story of my oc (practically me) and other oc's which are my friends on zepeto<3 I sadly quit zepeto for a while due safety reasons but will be back soon in 2-3 years. you can follow me on zepeto! my user is @noor_hayashi ⚠️ LOTS OF BAD WORDS ⚠️ I obviously not own any MHA characters they're all belong to horikoshi. I mostly did the "opinion" part about the cannon characters AND zepeto cosplayers. the oc's which are my friends are in the story named: hero in U.A= Genevieve, Zenji, Yunjin Villains= Ishii , Aoi, Koie there are some background/backstory characters that you're gonna see soon while reading the book. but yeah- AND NOT EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE TO THE OG CHARACTERS AS I MENTIONED!! lmao ShipsCanon+OcxCanon:KiriMina,KamiJirou,KatsuZen,HayaYama,SeroGen And before som1 says ANYTHING-"how can I be homofobic? my betch is GAE-"✨️(LMAO) PlsDon'tJudge I'm a fast typer n have TOO MANY typos bro SO EITHER YOUGETIT OR YOUGETIT- IFYADONTYOUJSDONT🥲 I'll also be updating any time possible too lol anyways.. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!✨️🫶 📚 READ DOWN BELOW IF YOU'RE ONE OF MY ZEPETO FRIENDS OR OC THAT KNEW ME<3 BTW shout out to my friends if they're the ones also reading this.. I am so sorry for leaving for a while, I love you all very much. I left zepeto due safety reasons of my parents and I hope that's all right with you all because for a fact I'd never like to leave and you guys should know that. personal message.. ishii and aoi, I'll call you guys papa ishii and mama aoi as an inside joke due to that family video I've made which was quite funny honestly- koie my pookie bear 🥲 ILYSM PLS DONT BE UPSET CUZ IM GONE YEAH? MWAH<33 you'll be in my heart I promise you!<3 Genevieve oh Genevieve.. I wish that I could show you how much I've appreciated you, you're one of the most fun people I've known just as aoi, ishii and koie. also I'm so sorry if I accidentally misspelled ur name lol 😭🤚 Fell free to conta

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