How To Deal With A Koreaboo
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Last published Tue, Oct 19, 2021
So I'm guessing you are here for a reason huh? Have you had an encounter with a koreaboo, and did you not know what to do?
Well this book is going to show you 101 ways to deal with a koreaboo. Enjoy!
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