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EEEEMMMMMEEETTT! (Twilight Humour)

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Time 1h 22m

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When the rest of the Cullen family goes hunting they leave Bella with Jasper and Emmett, disaster is on the way for Bella. Emmett always in trouble and in court. Edward furious. EEEEEMMMMMEEEETTTTTTT!!

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