The Humans and I
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Lord RoNA Virion lives every day to the fullest. His main goal? To survive. He's the leader of a wild corona virus culture, but not the red-green spiky looking kind. He has wit, jokes, and his own controlled thoughts. Follow him on a unique journey to explore our human world from a point of view unlike any other. Packed with educational scientific facts with humor woven in, it is a satirical story for old and young. Are you ready?
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The leader of a wild coronavirus culture, Lord RoNA Virion has never been to a fresh-food market. He's never taken a taxi, watched a protest, or seen the world's health and financial systems get crashed within months. All RoNA knows is his viral culture, a culture that has been living a comfortable, cozy, and monotonous life in bats. But all of that is about to change when a mysterious two-legged mammal arrives and sends him on the adventure of his lifetime, leading him to new and wondrous places that he never even thought could possibly exist. Full of viral friends, magical transport systems, and new potential hosts around every corner, a unique destiny awaits him . . . that is, if he can manage to maintain control . . .
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