The Humans and I
- Reads 282
- Votes 2
- Parts 12
Ongoing1h 20m
Last published Tue, Jan 12, 2021
Lord RoNA Virion lives every day to the fullest. His main goal? To survive. He's the leader of a wild corona virus culture, but not the red-green spiky looking kind. He has wit, jokes, and his own controlled thoughts. Follow him on a unique journey to explore our human world from a point of view unlike any other. Packed with educational scientific facts with humor woven in, it is a satirical story for old and young. Are you ready?
---
The leader of a wild coronavirus culture, Lord RoNA Virion has never been to a fresh-food market. He's never taken a taxi, watched a protest, or seen the world's health and financial systems get crashed within months. All RoNA knows is his viral culture, a culture that has been living a comfortable, cozy, and monotonous life in bats. But all of that is about to change when a mysterious two-legged mammal arrives and sends him on the adventure of his lifetime, leading him to new and wondrous places that he never even thought could possibly exist. Full of viral friends, magical transport systems, and new potential hosts around every corner, a unique destiny awaits him . . . that is, if he can manage to maintain control . . .
All Rights Reserved
#624
pandemic
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Cyberpunk Fantasy
Cyberpunk Fantasy Ancient Hope // Tribulation : Singularity Cover art by: https://www.patrickennisart.com/ A story of 3 "sisters", from 3 different walks of life, growing together, with technology and compassion; through a shared crisis created by the worlds combined patriarchal religions, who's new leader is out for full spectrum domination. This near future unlocks the potentials of genetics and artificial intelligence in this science fantasy of a young girl and her father who discover how to create legendary creatures; which could cripple the automotive industry if they become the new standard of personal and public transportation. Meanwhile, her affluent mother continues an affair with a bishop who aspires to be pope. Ancient Hope // Tribulation : Singularity is meant to be a story that follows a pattern of exponential growth, much like the real technological singularity itself. You should also know that exponential curves begin so slowly, it almost looks like a straight line. So, please don't be surprised when the 2nd and 3rd parts, tribulation & singularity, are both, years later, and filled with many more characters. Special thanks to Ken Poirier, who has been encouraging me to be on this site for over a year now, or just finish my book in general for years longer. Upon seeing how Ken uses this site, and how he serialized Love and Hamburgers, I too intend to release my story in a serialized version of my completed story, here on Wattpad. This seems like a fun place to work on the last of my finishing touches. Further, the story needed to be altered slightly as well, as it's a story of the near future, where when it was written, had no thoughts of Covid-19. I'm not looking to alter the fundamental nature of the reality I created for this story, but the only thing worse than writing about it, is to ignore it's existence and the ripples this stone has cast.Complete
Quarantine
Mankind faces the worst pandemic in modern history. Raymond Roberts is an Englishman teaching English in Wuhan, Hubei, China. It's an underwhelming, mediocre Chinese city of twelve million people, with no notable distinctions to make anyone notice its existence, unless you happen to live there. Until that is, it becomes the epicenter of a viral pandemic outbreak that sweeps the globe. The city is on quarantined lockdown - the largest in human history. Raymond ignored the calls from the British Government when they offered him a chance to leave with other British Nationals. Like everyone else, he presumed the People's Republic of China is overreacting. Quarantined in his tiny one-room apartment, Raymond becomes restless and starts spending his time trying to work out what's going on, through China's restricted social media and the Internet. In doing so he draws unwanted, dangerous attention. A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction. - Ancient Chinese ProverbComplete
The Delta Disaster
A sequel to my other corona piece so read that first. A new variant of the virus has hit the U.S and schools have closed down for the winter. Once again Cardinal is hanging out at the West Furniture Store but something is amiss... Join Jack, Parker, and Cardinal as they figure out what's been happening and how to get Cardinal's friends back in this OVER 10K WORD sequel. Rankings (if that matters): #28 in covid-19 #41 in humorous #28 in coronavirus #54 in pandemic #4 in howdotagswork (sorta figured out how but not really) I literally made this because I was bored and thought why not.Complete![18TH STAR CONSTELLATION: [S]IGMA 200 +OCTANTIS+ ∑ σ [TWO]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/238724007-256-k400567.jpg)
18TH STAR CONSTELLATION: [S]IGMA 200 +OCTANTIS+ ∑ σ [TWO]
{O==X==O} THE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INFINITELY, NEVER-ENDING, UNLIMITED STORY: [VVV|||BELOW|||VVV] {O==X==O} DESCRIPTION/SUMMARY: [READ WITH CAUTION] STORY ABOUT CEPHAS AND HIM DOING WEIRD ADVENTURES, GAINING ABILITIES, GETTING USELESS CRAP, AND WEARING ODD (COOL/AWESOME) CLOTHING. THAT'S THE STORY OF CEPHAS IN THIS BOOK. EXPECT PROFANITIES, I GUESS. ALSO, HILARITY ENSUES... IN THE LATER CHAPTERS ANYWAY. IN THIS UNIVERSE, ALMOST EVERYONE IS DUMB OR NARROW-MINDED, OR EVEN DANGEROUS IF THEY WANT TO BE. SO... GOOD LUCK TRYING TO LIVE HERE BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS DANGER AROUND THE CORNER. PSEUDO-PROSE, I GUESS. {O==X==O} THE TERMS (IF YOU WANT TO READ IT THOUGH): [VVV|||BELOW|||VVV] [RATED: T (TEENAGER) (BECAUSE IT HAS PROFANITY, OCCASIONALLY THOUGH) ||| 13+ YEARS OLD] [CREATION DATE: AUGUST 1, 2020 ||| 4:15 PM] [CHAPTER = THE WHOLE CHAPTER ||| SEGMENT = PARTS OF THE STORY (ABANDONED, SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN CHAPTER 3 TO 5)] [MAIN LANGUAGE: ENGLISH] {O==X==O} AUTHOR NOTES: [VVV|||BELOW|||VVV] [A/N: DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, READERS.] [A/N: AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING, NO, I DON'T HAVE A PLOT FOR THIS STORY. AND THOSE EVENTS THAT HAPPENED ARE JUST PLOTS THAT I WRITE AS I GO. SO... THERE YOU GO.] [A/N: I CREATED THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC CALLED... COVID-19. I WONDER IF THERE'S COVID-20 AND COVID-21? NAH, I THINK MY IMAGINATION IS GOING WILD... THERE'S PROBABLY COVID-22, AND ALSO, THAT'S MY OPINION... OR FACT, OR SOMETHING.] [A/N: THE FORMULA FOR THIS STORY: THIS STORY = ONE GIGANTIC PILE OF TRASH. LOL.] [A/N: YOU KNOW, THIS STORY USED TO BE A JOKE.] [A/N: I THINK THIS STORY IS CANCEROUS... VERILY.] {O==X==O}Complete
QUINNVENTIONS ⇢ ZOEY 101 TEXT STORY
It's all fun and games until Quinn Pensky accidentally starts a global pandemic. It began the night Mark Del Figgalo, her boyfriend of three years, broke up with her. She thought they would spend their lives together, but she was wrong. He had to break up with her, which was so out of the blue for him. Instead of dealing with the break up like a normal girl, Quinn wanted to get revenge on the boy who broke her heart. What better way than to create a virus that would make him sick? Well, as it turns out, that was a terrible idea. She never thought she would be on house arrest, she never thought her virus would infect the whole world, but she also never thought she would find love again in a different boy and her friends. They say friends are for life, right?Complete
Fluke
"For a place called Paradise City, this island sucks. I don't think a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about stabbing the shit out of myself," he said. "Especially since I'm forced to live with you every second of every day." "Sh. I'm trying to science," I said, not looking up from my binoculars. "See anything interesting?" "Not really. My vision's a little clouded from the fog and rain clouds you constantly emit." He laughed. "You never fail to amuse me, Rea." "But you just said-" "I just said you make me want to stab myself. Interpret that however you'd like." With a love for whales and all life (besides maybe humans), Reagan Winebrenner had never even seen an ocean until her senior year in high school. But the moment she saw her first humpback, she knew she had found her passion and future career. A few years later and an invitation to Paradise City in hand, Reagan has her entire summer laid out for her, working on the project of a lifetime. But with five other students completing their projects as well, will they discover something worthwhile, or will they end up a psychology lesson for future generations? A New Adult Watty Winner 2019Complete
Project Z: The Outbreak
There's an unidentified drugs that also made by a person who only wants to conquer the world. That drugs is a virus, a virus that can turn people into a violent one. Violent, not only violent human but a brainless one who will just chase another to eat their flesh. Eating a human flesh is their needs to satisfy their hunger. Yes, they are humans but that was before, before this stupidity starts. They are not humans anymore. Do you think humanity will remain and stands in this craziness? Or it'll be gone too? People are running for their lives. People are running to survive. And some people are fighting for humanity. Why they are running? Running from whom? "Ofcourse! Running away from zombies!" Started: Mon, August 31,2020- 11:45pm Finish: Tue, September 15,2020- 2:36pm RANKING: #29 APOCALYPSE STATUS: COMPLETEDComplete
Virulent
[ONC 2023 SECOND PLACE WINNER | AMBASSADORS PICK 2023] An unwilling but gifted geneticist must find a way to safeguard humanity against the deadly pathogen she's forced to design or die trying. *** The planet's population is pushing past 11 billion and counting. With resources spread thin, widespread famine, and health systems crippled everywhere, the governments of the world are running out of ideas. Then a scientist proposes a controversial solution and the classified Project Rescue is born. But when the lead scientist on the project and his entire team mysteriously die, his young microbiology prodigy is brought into the secret government agency to take over where he left off. Ezra Mayur always hoped that her brilliance in pathogen studies would land her a secure job one day. This seems like a dream come true. Full food rations and safety for her struggling family, and a job in the field she is the most interested in. But the project is not quite what Ezra expected and her moral compass is tested when she has to choose between protecting her family or the world. *** PROMPTS that will make an appearance: 12. An evil sorcerer offers you an immense amount of power--but it comes with a price. (Modified: an evil corp offers you an opportunity of a lifetime, but it comes with a price.) 5. Flip the coin and make a life choice with it. Two choices, one coin, and no turning back. Do you dare? FEATURED ON: @ScienceFiction 'Pandemic' list (Oct 2025) @ScienceFiction 'Viruses & Zombies' list (Sept 2024) @dystopianapocalypse 'Pandemic&Outbreak' list. (May '23) @fright 'AAPI: Celebration' list. (April '23) [NOTE: Trigger warning may apply. Violence and gore. This work is solely the property of Eva Acharya writing as E. A. Martin, and thus, no translation, copying, or distribution in part or whole of this story is permitted.]Complete
The Book of Ultimate Randomness
Are you bored? Are you looking for something funny? Do you like random things? Do you want to impress your friends (or anyone, really) with mind-blowing facts and cringe-worthy jokes? If your answer is yes (or no, it doesn't matter) then welcome to the world of Ultimate Randomness Cover by- @AngeBlancRoseComplete
A Different Virus - Laura's Story
This is a second view point from my original story - A Different Virus - Heartfire. I highly advise reading the original book first. Intro: Laura was a happy child without a care in the world. She loved her parents and life was perfect. Nothing seemed like it could go wrong. People started talking about a bad flu that was spreading and sending some into a coma. Her parents grew worried and stocked the house in case of a pandemic. Months later another virus appeared. Her family was shocked when the news people started reporting that zombies were actually real and not just part of a horror movie. They were appearing in every country. Her parents reassured her that none of the zombie sightings had been anywhere close to them. Her life is turned upside down when her father ends up in hospital with the bad flu and mother exiles her upstairs for her safety. She was never allowed downstairs again. Weeks pass and the streets become deserted with the exception of the red eyed zombies that wandered around. One night she notices a swiftly moving figure with glowing blue eyes in the street below. Should she call out or remain silent? Is this fleeting shadow something that can help her or could this mysterious figure be even more dangerous than the zombies themselves? ---------------------- Ranked #1 Apr 10, 2018 (A huge thank you to all who read and voted!) This story is copyright and built from my own imagination. This book was a special request from someone who helped me a lot. This viewpoint has less action than the original. The cover was made by @All_AboutAssymetry. A huge thanks to her! Copyright September 2016. All Rights Reserved. Readers may not copy, alter, or steal this story. Fanfictions are allowed to use my *world* and *zombie rules* as long as credit is given.Complete
Cyberpunk Fantasy Ancient Hope // Tribulation : Singularity Cover art by: https://www.patrickennisart.com/ A story of 3 "sisters", from 3 different walks of life, growing together, with technology and compassion; through a shared crisis created by the worlds combined patriarchal religions, who's new leader is out for full spectrum domination. This near future unlocks the potentials of genetics and artificial intelligence in this science fantasy of a young girl and her father who discover how to create legendary creatures; which could cripple the automotive industry if they become the new standard of personal and public transportation. Meanwhile, her affluent mother continues an affair with a bishop who aspires to be pope. Ancient Hope // Tribulation : Singularity is meant to be a story that follows a pattern of exponential growth, much like the real technological singularity itself. You should also know that exponential curves begin so slowly, it almost looks like a straight line. So, please don't be surprised when the 2nd and 3rd parts, tribulation & singularity, are both, years later, and filled with many more characters. Special thanks to Ken Poirier, who has been encouraging me to be on this site for over a year now, or just finish my book in general for years longer. Upon seeing how Ken uses this site, and how he serialized Love and Hamburgers, I too intend to release my story in a serialized version of my completed story, here on Wattpad. This seems like a fun place to work on the last of my finishing touches. Further, the story needed to be altered slightly as well, as it's a story of the near future, where when it was written, had no thoughts of Covid-19. I'm not looking to alter the fundamental nature of the reality I created for this story, but the only thing worse than writing about it, is to ignore it's existence and the ripples this stone has cast.
More detailsContent Guidelines