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The Humans and I

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Lord RoNA Virion lives every day to the fullest. His main goal? To survive. He's the leader of a wild corona virus culture, but not the red-green spiky looking kind. He has wit, jokes, and his own controlled thoughts. Follow him on a unique journey to explore our human world from a point of view unlike any other. Packed with educational scientific facts with humor woven in, it is a satirical story for old and young. Are you ready?

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The leader of a wild coronavirus culture, Lord RoNA Virion has never been to a fresh-food market. He's never taken a taxi, watched a protest, or seen the world's health and financial systems get crashed within months. All RoNA knows is his viral culture, a culture that has been living a comfortable, cozy, and monotonous life in bats. But all of that is about to change when a mysterious two-legged mammal arrives and sends him on the adventure of his lifetime, leading him to new and wondrous places that he never even thought could possibly exist. Full of viral friends, magical transport systems, and new potential hosts around every corner, a unique destiny awaits him . . . that is, if he can manage to maintain control . . .All Rights Reserved

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THE CARRIER by _N_U_A_N_C_E_

Join me on the trail of a virus unknown to mankind. Difficult in terms of detection yet adroit in transmission. The virus ultimately meets its carrier and suddenly ignites chaos. Even though this has never happened before; But can the carrier also be the cure? *Never judge a book by its cover. CLICK TO FIND OUT ********************************* MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS #10 - carrier out of 1.55k stories #917 - humour out of 34k stories #160 - politics out of 8.44k stories #121 - virus out of 7k stories #94 - disease out of 6.79k stories ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~SNIPPET~ I then retrieve the keys to my grey Lamborghini Veneno, mentally picturing my sweet ride to school. I open the front door breathing in some fresh air while chanting positive vibes. (Today's going to be splendid. Nightmares can't ruin your day, never have and never will.) Just as I'm about to step out, I hear a masculine voice. "Good to see you, neighbour." I cringe. (oh no!)

It's Us Against The World by xoxobunnyxx

So it's the end of times. So what? People have worried about it since the beginning. We all knew a massive pandemic would eventually wipe us all out. Sure, it wasn't what we all wanted. But for these two, it's precisely what they needed. Trigger Warnings Include: Blood, Mild Gore, Alchohol, Astraphobia, Claustrophobia, Panic Attacks

Dangerous People [COMPLETED] by iamfatimavz

They said that "Changing is part of LIFE.", at least that's what the CSD (Change and Save Department) used to say. They thought they created a "cure". A cure to save many people's lives from sickness, cancer, and all. Unfortunately... They were wrong. It was fine at first... However, their first test subject? It was for no good. Instead of a cure, they made a "virus". The virus is incurable for now. Many people protested against the CSD and the government. It changed.. but it was never saved... They said that once they bit you, in an hour the virus will spread throughout your body and kill you, then you'll be alive but not like you used to be. There are many survivors, but there are also many who have been turned into monsters. They call these monsters, "zombies". The CSD promised that they'll find a cure, but much-lost hope, lost hope for being alive, lost hope for survival. A 17 yrs. the old girl was in between that. Everything might sound and look horrible but she never lost hope for survival. "I'm running out of food.." she kept on talking to herself since there was no one but her. She saw a grocery store nearby so she checked it out if there were food, and fortunately, there was. She stuffed the food in her bag until she heard something. "Is someone there?" She asked, she hoped it wasn't what she thought about but there it was. The zombie's legs were twisted so it will have a hard time catching her. However, she never encountered that close. She stuffed the last food in her bag and ran. She ran to the girl's restroom. When she opened the door there were zombies! It almost caught her but fortunately, nothing happened to her. She ran back but there were more! "Please don't say this is how I'm going to die!" She said to herself. Is she going to die? Who will she meet? Will they survive this cruel world?? First published: May 30, 2019

Fluke by kennedy_trent

"For a place called Paradise City, this island sucks. I don't think a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about stabbing the shit out of myself," he said. "Especially since I'm forced to live with you every second of every day." "Sh. I'm trying to science," I said, not looking up from my binoculars. "See anything interesting?" "Not really. My vision's a little clouded from the fog and rain clouds you constantly emit." He laughed. "You never fail to amuse me, Rea." "But you just said-" "I just said you make me want to stab myself. Interpret that however you'd like." With a love for whales and all life (besides maybe humans), Reagan Winebrenner had never even seen an ocean until her senior year in high school. But the moment she saw her first humpback, she knew she had found her passion and future career. A few years later and an invitation to Paradise City in hand, Reagan has her entire summer laid out for her, working on the project of a lifetime. But with five other students completing their projects as well, will they discover something worthwhile, or will they end up a psychology lesson for future generations? A New Adult Watty Winner 2019

The hunted by bunnybluewriter

#1st PLACE WINNER OF THE ROSIE AND BLOSSOM AWARDS, ACTION/ADVENTURE CATEGORY I bit my lip to try and suppress the whimper that's threatening to escape my mouth as it all too well fails . It all happed too fast and I guess even faster to me since my vision was blurred by my tears, as I saw three more soldiers I didn't even get to say goodbye ... ***** With a world threatened to the point of non existing , they turn to the survivors of the deadly plague for a life of breeding . They think the only way to save themselves is to create the next human race with the immune ability to survival. They will be stronger, tougher , the next generation formed to perfection. But will it really be that easy ? *** Andrea Hughes was left to fend for herself at the age of 18 when both of her parents died due to the plague . She's been on the run for almost a year , trying to escape the claws of the government, in need of carriers . She never quite got her head around why they needed her if the male population was going extinct but nevertheless didn't want to find out . She's been a fighter since day one and she's not going to stop now . *started 08 September 2018 * *finished 02 April 2019 * *Edited 25 February 2020*

The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️ by Chogiwhynot

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

Quarantined by LadyVenus08

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WEEDSTARS by FiddlesandScratches

3 different parts, 1 wholesome rated R story in play format. Lots of action and dialogue, little narration ------------------------------------------------------- [WARNING] THIS STORY IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES WHO CAN HANDLE THE FOLLOWING TOPICS: SEX (LOTS), VIOLENCE, GORE, LANGUAGE, LOTS OF LANGUAGE, SO MUCH LANGUAGE IT'S NOT OK, RACISM, RACIST REMARKS, SLURS, SENSITIVE TOPICS, SENSITIVE JOKES, DARK JOKES AND REFERENCES YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A SATIRICAL STORY NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE. ------------------------------------------------------- In an alternate reality semester 2 of Cherryton Academy starts up as a mysterious murder happens, Legless the protagonist, decides to figure out what is going on. In doing so he uncovers many secrets and becomes friends with many people. But the butterfly effect is just starting, nothing is normal when it comes to Weedstars (Names just in case) Legoshi - Legless Jack - Ladder Boi Juno - Jugs Pina - Penis Louis - Rouie? (with the question mark) Haru - Haircut Bill - Bill Williamson Durham - Flounder Miguno - Chex Collot - HipHop Ibuki - Itchy Agata - LionMaker Free - Fiddles Dolph - Scratches Cheif Lion - Queef Chief Mayor - Bimbo Mayor Tem - Ten Gon - C**t Principal Barite - Little S**t Cosmo - Runa? (also with question mark) Gohin - Panda Express Melon - Cantaloupe Ten - Yurigo and some original characters that you will find rather... interesting.

Purposefully Accidental: The Interlude by numbereddays

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The second birth of Humanity by karamela15

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THE CARRIER cover

It's Us Against The World cover

Dangerous People [COMPLETED] cover

The hunted cover

The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️ cover

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Purposefully Accidental: The Interlude cover

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THE CARRIER

Join me on the trail of a virus unknown to mankind. Difficult in terms of detection yet adroit in transmission. The virus ultimately meets its carrier and suddenly ignites chaos. Even though this has never happened before; But can the carrier also be the cure? *Never judge a book by its cover. CLICK TO FIND OUT ********************************* MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS #10 - carrier out of 1.55k stories #917 - humour out of 34k stories #160 - politics out of 8.44k stories #121 - virus out of 7k stories #94 - disease out of 6.79k stories ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~SNIPPET~ I then retrieve the keys to my grey Lamborghini Veneno, mentally picturing my sweet ride to school. I open the front door breathing in some fresh air while chanting positive vibes. (Today's going to be splendid. Nightmares can't ruin your day, never have and never will.) Just as I'm about to step out, I hear a masculine voice. "Good to see you, neighbour." I cringe. (oh no!)