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The Humans and I

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Lord RoNA Virion lives every day to the fullest. His main goal? To survive. He's the leader of a wild corona virus culture, but not the red-green spiky looking kind. He has wit, jokes, and his own controlled thoughts. Follow him on a unique journey to explore our human world from a point of view unlike any other. Packed with educational scientific facts with humor woven in, it is a satirical story for old and young. Are you ready?

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The leader of a wild coronavirus culture, Lord RoNA Virion has never been to a fresh-food market. He's never taken a taxi, watched a protest, or seen the world's health and financial systems get crashed within months. All RoNA knows is his viral culture, a culture that has been living a comfortable, cozy, and monotonous life in bats. But all of that is about to change when a mysterious two-legged mammal arrives and sends him on the adventure of his lifetime, leading him to new and wondrous places that he never even thought could possibly exist. Full of viral friends, magical transport systems, and new potential hosts around every corner, a unique destiny awaits him . . . that is, if he can manage to maintain control . . .All Rights Reserved

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Quarantine by GlenJohnsonAuthor

Mankind faces the worst pandemic in modern history. Raymond Roberts is an Englishman teaching English in Wuhan, Hubei, China. It's an underwhelming, mediocre Chinese city of twelve million people, with no notable distinctions to make anyone notice its existence, unless you happen to live there. Until that is, it becomes the epicenter of a viral pandemic outbreak that sweeps the globe. The city is on quarantined lockdown - the largest in human history. Raymond ignored the calls from the British Government when they offered him a chance to leave with other British Nationals. Like everyone else, he presumed the People's Republic of China is overreacting. Quarantined in his tiny one-room apartment, Raymond becomes restless and starts spending his time trying to work out what's going on, through China's restricted social media and the Internet. In doing so he draws unwanted, dangerous attention. A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction. - Ancient Chinese Proverb

Irhaboggle Pride (2020) Quarantine Edition by Irhaboggle

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Purposefully Accidental: The Interlude by numbereddays

I'd dreamed of weddings before, in my youth; and in every scenario, I had always thought it to be the happiest day in my life: surrounded by my closest friends and family and laughing in my gorgeous white dress with flowers in my hair. Not like this: nauseous from cancer-fighting chemicals and wearing a cheap thrifted dress that I'd worn to an orientation week party, my hair thinning and unkempt. We returned home as husband-and-wife. I was Hannah Archer now. It didn't sound right to my ears. Or: It was 2020 and Hannah Taylors' whole world was crashing down around her. --- An companion piece to Purposefully Accidental; contains major spoilers. - - DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ PURPOSEFULLY ACCIDENTAL - -

F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. by IgnotusCapillary

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.

Quarantined: The Short Version Of Our Story by SenaLadzekpo

Toilet paper runs, face masks, and social distancing bring to mind a turbulent time in our world as a global pandemic sweeps across the planet. Will we survive this time? Or will we remain in a perpetual state of quarantine?

there's more to it earth by sirenheaddeatspizza

I was going to the liquor store with my mom to pick me up some white whine, dad somr rum and for mum ultra light beer.... not that we are alcoholics. But we like a good taste in the yap every once in a while. We had.....my mom anf i had to wait in a what would be a short line up but with social distancing it was a big line. It was a nice spring morning in which the sun was out and the my eyes detracted from the vitamin d to a house that had on its roof saying "soap =hope". No joke and i was so taking by it that i had to talk awalk to go capture the sight in which was on said house's roof. I also started my warm weather photohraphy which is photography that i take during the spring, summer and autumn months. It was nice to to walk without a car hindering you..... or snow. That is ehat i like about early spring, hope. And that sings was a good fuck you to the virus thats has pissed and is still pissing people off and worring them. I then heard on the news that kids children and teens were comitting suicide because this covid shit..... and this i havd to say to anyone who is feeling crappy at this time and want to commit suicide, do what i just did, get the fuck out of the house .....take you camera or phone and take pictures of random things that catch your eye as you walk. You dont have to visit a friend to be eith them either. It might seem pissy, but it will pass, it is not eorth your life. Remember soap = hope. *noticed on Instagram* **on Amazon as ebook and paper back ** *** please rate kindly on goodreads***

The Delta Disaster by -Cardinal007-

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The Serum by raniaditi

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Quarantine

Mankind faces the worst pandemic in modern history. Raymond Roberts is an Englishman teaching English in Wuhan, Hubei, China. It's an underwhelming, mediocre Chinese city of twelve million people, with no notable distinctions to make anyone notice its existence, unless you happen to live there. Until that is, it becomes the epicenter of a viral pandemic outbreak that sweeps the globe. The city is on quarantined lockdown - the largest in human history. Raymond ignored the calls from the British Government when they offered him a chance to leave with other British Nationals. Like everyone else, he presumed the People's Republic of China is overreacting. Quarantined in his tiny one-room apartment, Raymond becomes restless and starts spending his time trying to work out what's going on, through China's restricted social media and the Internet. In doing so he draws unwanted, dangerous attention. A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction. - Ancient Chinese Proverb