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My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

Proposal Week by WonderingxSmile

During Proposal Week, all seniors at Tristan University are fake proposed to, from boy to girl. Each boy is given a piece of paper with a fellow senior girl's name on it. In one week, the boy has to come up with the next to most sincere proposal that they can conjure up in a week. Then, they perform the proposal and video it for proof. The girl doesn't know who the boy is until they are proposed to. This does propose drama, when one girl may have been proposed to twice, leaving a girl with no proposal. After that, the girl has to wear the ring for at least a week. That's if the relationship between the guy and the girl are more than just partners for a project. Let's just say, Proposal Week just got hectic with everything and more Ryla has to do. Cover Made By @Sanctuary82

Bad Boy Roommate ✔︎✔︎ by grraciie_

after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious. and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett. [not edited...like at all]

Hillarious Miraculous Reveals by Ashmeghan123

In this book, we encounter our favourite Cinamon roll (aka. Adrien) and Blueberry (aka. Marinette) crash into some pretty hilarious situations and entertaining reveals! Get your popcorn ready, it one cheesy, witty and comedic ride! ✨ Characters are not mine and belong to Zagtoon. Some of these scenarios are based on comics which DO NOT belong to me. I have added on to these scenarios to make it more original and complete! ✨ Achievements: Second place in the Eternal Awards :D - In the midst of being edited - Slow Updates :) ‼️ON HOLD‼️

Underside of the Underworld by m_chelle345

Veronica Hendrix is an 18 year old girl who loses her mother to five members of the Russian Mafia. She has to find her father and once she does she comes to find out Carlos Hendrix is the Italian Mafia Boss. After being under the protection of her father and two siblings she gets tiered of sitting on the side line waiting torture or even death. She asks to be apart of the mafia and gets approved to be an assassin. There her and Lucas Bancroft have to work together. Lucas Bancroft has always kept to himself he's never told anyone anything not even his own closest friends. He has the opinion of thinking Veronica will only be in his way. Will that be true? Veronica is only falling deeper into the quick sand she never knew she was in. Will she make it? ( This book will contain cussing, drug mentioning, abuse, and other things that make this book more for upper teens and older.) There is really only one chapter with smut coming soon because I hadn't planned on it buuuut... Book two will be a wild ride.

full throttle || h.s. || by -acidharold

"Who's that over there?" The man looked at me like I was from outer space, or perhaps like I lived under a rock, maybe a mixture of both. "Him? They call him Full Throttle," he chuckled with a hint of nervousness in his voice. I scrunched my nose up in confusion. "Why?" The man threw his head back and laughed before answering me. "Because he doesn't hold back. He does everything at full speed... racing, girls, and-" the man cut himself off, seeking as though he was catching himself spilling a secret. "And what?" "Don't worry about it." THIS BOOK IS PURELY A WORK OF FICTION! The characters in it are in NO way a representation of the people chosen to play them. It is merely a story, and they fit the physical description best for their characters. The characters I have created are completely fictional, and in no way relate to my thoughts and or feelings about the people I have chosen to play said characters! || THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE AND EXPLICIT CONTENT, PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK || HIGHEST RANKINGS: -#1 in hs -#1 in fiction -#1 in racing -#1in dragracing -#2 in harrystyles -#4 in youngadult -#5 in onedirection -#19 in cars -#31 in gangs -#57 in fighting -#64 in harry -#111 in drama -#461 in love

WRONG // (Harry Styles) by tswords

❝This is wrong Harry,❞ I pant as he rips off my top, exposing my bra. I soon give into him as his arms lock on my waist, lifting me onto the kitchen counter. ❝Be quiet baby, we dont want to wake Louis up.❞ // Absolutely no translations or resposts. No exceptions. :) #1 19/10/16

The Test Subject : A Detective Conan Fanfiction by dorki-dorki-universe

I do not own anything in these stories except the plot, the character Ellie/Sophie, and her tree house. Zi zi and Luna are my sister's and Scorpion/Rory is my friend's. The cover was made by @callmeallysa. Everything else belongs to Gosho Ayoama. When Sophie finds herself in the Detective Conan universe and holes in her memory, she must do whatever it takes to get home, including befriend the characters. But meeting her Idols in person can be awkward and embarrassing, to the point where she wishes she could just avoid them. And meeting Gin and company... is something that can't be ever forgotten. Can Sophie, as her made up identity "Ellie", make it back? Exactly how did she get there? And did more happen to her body then anyone knows? Find out, in this stupidly bad written story!!! 12/24/2018 ranked #1 in detective (1.5k stories) ranked #1 in conan (303 stories) 03/05/2019 ranked #1 in twistedminds

The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines by MissChanandlerBong-

❝I know these are cheesy but I feel grate.❞ (pun totally intended) Here are some cheesiest, lamest and funniest pick-up lines. #56 in humor on 07/05 #78 in humor on 28/03 & 1/04

The Girl He Never Noticed by sweetdreamer33

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

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My Fake Boyfriend

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.