I Ate Fundy (with a dash of lettuce)
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I Ate Fundy. Let's stuff that fox into our mouths and see how it goes- yeah, it won't go very well.
The bad grammar is intentional, to portray the main character's insanity.
Disclaimer: This is completely and utterly a joke for the laughs! Please do not take this seriously. The ideas depicted in this story are of the main character's perspective and are not of mine. The main character's views are not correct and should not be imitated. Thank you!
Published October 8, 2020
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